Chapter 1-
"Kick, Shove, Kick, Shove, Elbow, Knee, Elbow Knee, Punch, Fist, Punch, Kagami Again!"
"Dad?"
"Yes sweetheart." He answered
"Will I ever be a big sister? I'm adopted to you could adopt another baby or maybe another five year old, so I wouldn't be alone."
"Well you got to talk to your mom about that?"
"Talk about what?" Mom came in, her blonde locks in a ponytail and her white teeth glistening
"Maybe adopting another kid, mommy?" I said
"Your five, don't you want to be spoiled?" Dad said
"I'm already am daddy, and I'm really intelligent, I know three languages already."
"Well get your hopes up, your going to have a little sister or brother." Mom annouced
"Really? Mommy, for real?" I said
"Yes sweetie."
"Yay!"
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP WERE I COULD SEE THEM!" I squad came in with guns, they have knocked down the doors and were searching inside the house. They my dad's drawer and I saw a bag of white powder in his hands. They handcuffed my dad and started taking him outside.
"DADDY!" I called, tears were rolling and he was already out the door.
"This won't hurt right?" Mindy said
Her voice took me out of the flashback, she looked a lout like mom. I was tan with curly black hair, hazel eyes, and had Angelina Jolie lips. Mindy had blue eyes, blonde locks and the most perfect smile. She only had dad's mouth but the rest was mom. Dad held out the gun at her and shot it straight at her. I laughed a little, I didn't like guns, I loved ancient stuff, like samurais, ninjas, and geisha's. They fascinate me, I learned the art of how to use a sword, knife, and made a fan a lethal weapon. I call it "Haruhi", like the japanese character of Ouran High School Host Club. She reminds me. I toke of my sister while Sergeant Marcus Williams took care of while my dad was in jail. Mindy looked at me as she rose, she wanted to go to the boiling alley again, I didn't mind, I could daydream the whole time, but I won't. Got to fix my costume, I was going to be a superhero and was waiting for my kimono to come so then I could do the finishing touches. I waited for the last two shots to be fired and I kissed dad and Mindy goodbye, before I left I had to go to the comic book store to get the last comic of Vampire Knight Guilty and today they were selling the DVD and my friend Trystan was saving me a bag and a jacket of Gur from Invader Zim. I think he's awesome. WhenI entered I bumped heads with a guy I had always seen there. I have a distance crush on him but he won't notice a girl like he's to busy thinking of the popular girls and girls that would be terrified when they saw a zombie eat a brain slowly and devour a dude and chick's body all at once. I had top forgot I said my excuse me's and entered. Then there was another guy in there that was really cute but had a big dark man guarding him and was saying, "Fuck off", to everyone. I just kept on walking grabbed my stuff and headed off. I didn't want to mess with nobody, I just want to have nice day, not a bad day like that song that is always on the radio. One-Hit-Wonder, ya know? I arrived home to see that my kimono had arrived just in time and I'll just try it tomorrow since Mindy and dad are going to see a movie, its a Sylvester Stallone movie, and I will barf if I hear him say "Say hello to my little friend," again. I entered my room and started doing the touches.
The sun hit my face as it was rising in my window. I walked over to the computer and went on youtube, I rehearsed the movements again the whole day and toke a shower. When I walked out it was already 3 pm and I had to do some work. I walked to the parking lot and saw a kid in a green jumpsuit and was trying to do a superman move. They stabbed him with a knife and I let my sword out, I cut half the face of the white guy that stabbed the kid and stabbed the dark one in the arm and twisted. It hurts but that's what you get for hurting innocent people. When they ran off and turned and saw the green jump suite guy on the floor and a car had just ran over him, I looked at him and laughed. He looked at me in a daze that I thought it his blue eyes were familiar some way.
"Who are you?" he asked
"The Geisha, you?" I answered
"I don't know."
"Well you look a little like kicked-ass."
He laughed and then I heard a gurgle in the stomach a man behind me had called 911 and I just heard the sirens. I started to run and heard the boy trying to call me back. I walked slowly backwards and ran out, I wanted to know if he was going to be ok, but I couldn't no one must know about me. I walked up the metal fire escape stairs in the side of the building, I entered into my room and took my costume off and walked towards my dad with my regular clothing. He looked at me and smile, I looked at the t.v. and the movie was over, just in time. I kissed him and kissed Mindy on the cheeks.
"I'm sleepy, so I'm going to sleep." I said
"Ok sweetheart." Dad said
I went back into my room, sighed and leaped on my bed. The door opened and something crawled into my bed. I saw a blonde ponytail sticking it out, Mindy was in bed with me, she's twelve but I'm mostly her motherly figure. I closed my eyes and sleept peacefully with Mindy's snoring ringing in my ears. I woke up and Mindy was with her legs spread over my bed and her arms streched out straight. I moved carefully off and started studying my calculus work dad left me. When I finished I re-read To Kill a Mockingbird, dad said I have to read to learn more about literature, since I read memoirs of a geisha like twice. I looked at the clock and it was 3 pm, dad should be back by now but I didn't want to disturb him. I put the code into the alarm for the weapon room, the door unlocked and all of my swords, fans, and knife's were up in a seprate wall and the rest were just guns, guns, and more guns. I picked up my nun chucks and practice the move from my karate class. I practiced a hour with them and then went to work out, I had no money for the gym since dad took them, so I just put FIT TV and just worked out. Two hours passed by and I went to take a shower.
"Hey sweetie were going to the boiling alley, you want to come?" Dad asked when I entered my room
"No thanks, but please bring me a pistachio ice cream." I answered back
"Ok, well be back around 11."
He closed the door and waited until I heard the main door close. I pulled back my long black hair into a high ponytail, I put my costume on. It was a pair of black jeggins, black bulletproof corset, and a white kimono with a white ribbon tighting it around my waist. I went out through the window. I walked out and I saw a familiar green jumpsuit.
"Hey ninja turtle!" I called he looked at me
"I was looking for you, I wanted to tell you I'm Kick-Ass." He told me
"Well you sure are ass kicked."
"Har Har, can you help me take this cat down from there?" The cat was on a billboard sign and was just prouncing like nothing was happening.
"Here kitty, kitty." I called, the cat jumped off and landed in my arms, I layed it on the floor and just started prouncing away.
"Thanks." He told
"Your-" I began was stopped by a loud crash
I looked to a guy on the floor and was bleeding on his head. I motioned my sword that was on my waist. Then came out three men and started punching the poor man. We were in front of a diner and I made sure there were no kids. There weren't, I ran to the one of the men and elbowed his face. Kick-Ass stood there looking at me.
"KICK-ASS!" I called out
He snaped out and grabbed out his two black bats that were behind him and hit the other dude in the head. I kicked two dudes in the balls and the other I kneed his stomach. We were beating the crap out these guys, well mostly me because I was trained and he keeped falling to the ground. Kick-Ass went on top the guy on the floor, the man with the beanie on pulled out a knife I out. I laughed and pulled out my sword, he looked at it and dropped his knife. I laughed again, but much more harder. A dude with a yankee's hat came out from the diner and was video taping us. I looked at the diner and everybody was on the glass looking at us.
"Who are you?" The boy asked
"Kick-Ass." He said then the boy started pointing the camera at me
"Im The Geisha." I said
I put my sword back up and ran towards my house. Kick-Ass called me but I couldn't stop. I got home and changed and walked out it was 11 and the door opened dad and Mindy opened the door. Dad hugged and smiled. He turned the t.v. to CNN.
"Today at Ricky's Diner, two superheros saved the life of Michael Samster, the famous owner of Samster drinks. He was saved by two superheros name Kick-Ass and The Geisha. The Geisha suprised me the most because she had a sword out." The anchor man laughed
They played the video of me and Kick-Ass fighting the dudes from the diner. They paused it and it looked a photo from a magna. I laughed to myself, I had just became a superhero, like batman and superman. I laughed harder again.