Author Note: This is a spur of the moment thing. Hope you all like it.

Wufei was in his room in Quatre's mansion, sitting at his laptop that was conveniently located across an aquarium filled with exotic fish and colors. As he continued his search on the internet he happened to fall onto a Gundam Wing Pilot Unofficial Fan Club. Wufei looks at the description of the site. "What do they mean everything you need to know about us? Why would people want to know about us?" Wufei clicked on the link to bring him to the website.

The website was filled with links upon links upon links. Links to go to pictures, quotes, nicknames, episodes, and more. "What the hell? Where did they find all this?" Wufei continued to wonder curiously around the site when he stumbled upon a polls page. " 'Which Gundam pilot suits your personality the best?' Well, I'll obviously going to get Chang Wufei, but might as well do this for fun."

Wufei clicked the link and started answering random questions after random questions. He finally answered the last one. "Shower. So, I click this button here for the results. click And the answer is… QUATRE WINNER!! How the hell am I Quatre Winner? This test is wrong." Wufei kept on complaining when a pop-up started blinking on the screen. " 'Which Gundam character would you fit in a relationship with? If any'. Okay this might be correct. I should be with nobody. Lets see."

Wufei clicked the link and started answering random questions after random questions. He finally answered the last one. "Yellow polka dots. Click this button and… click answer is. DUO MAXWELL! Eww! MAXWELL! Me and Maxwell? No wonder this is an 'Unofficial' fan club. None of this is correct, or will it ever be."

Wufei was disgusted by the results of the polls that he was about to shutdown the computer, till he noticed more links. He clicked the nickname link, and clicked on his picture. "My nicknames are: WU-BEAR? FEI? FEI FEI? Where'd they get these?" Wufei clicked the most frequently used words. "What words do I use the most? There's only two. Which are? MAXWELL? And INJUSTICE? Okay that's understandable."

Wufei just about checked just about every single link on the website when he noticed the 'Contact Me' link. "Ha! This must state the owner of this website. Well, lets see who it is. Funny the visitors count for this page is one, and the one's me. Well, that shouldn't change who the owner is. Lets see. If you have any question, blah blah yadda yadda, contact me, Duo Maxwell, the owner of this website." Wufei after reading that he just silently stood up, shut down the computer, and exited the room.

He wondered down the halls of Quatre's mansion till reached the den. Duo Maxwell was lying on the couch with the TV remote in hand watching Tom and Jerry. "Hey Wu- bear. How's it going?"

"You… was you." Mumbled Wufei.

"Huh Fei?" What did you say?"

Wufei pounced onto Duo. "IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE OWNER OF THE WEBSITE!"

"Heh. Heh. Eh, you found that huh? What do you think? Pretty accurate huh?"

"You bastard! You permanently scarred me!" For the rest of the day, Wufei chased Maxwell yelling his name as if it was a battle cry, while Duo kept weeping begging for mercy. And what do Heero, Quatre, and Trowa do? Went into their rooms and locked the doors.