Raiden had not seen the orthodontist for quite some time now. He had just gotten brand new cyborg implants in his face. So everyone always said "man Raiden, you look great!" Or "shiet mah nigga look at dem chompers!" Jack could finally rip into the meat of the burgers he always craved instead of Rose's shitty cooking. But then he was at K-Mart to buy John school supplies on the back-to-school savings sale. He noticed someone there. It was Jetstream Sam in all his Mexicany taco smelling self. He had jumped the border again! Raiden gave him a menacing look of disapproval, as he should have arrested and deported Sam's ass right on the spot. Sam looked at Raiden and flashed a sparkly white smile with a glint. A GLINT OF FRESH GOODNESS ONLY ATTAINED WITH COLGATE FRESH MINT WHITENER PRO(TM). Raiden looked at his dentures and sighed. Would he always be a second class citizen? Would he never have that radiant smile that only illegals could get for free? Sam walked over to Raiden and put a hand on his shoulder. "What is troubling you amigo?" "I'm not your amigo you ILLEGAL." Raiden shoved Sam's hand away. "Aw, I am sorry chico." Sam let out another glint of whitened teeth shine in Raiden's eyes...eye and blind him temporarily. "Jou know, I can tell someting is bothering jou esse." Sam smiled. "UGH! You're a monster! Ever since you killed Nelson Mandela..." Raiden was cut off. "It's the teeth isn't it?" Sam asked. "..." Raiden said nothing. "I can help jou know...those Abuelita dentures are pretty ugly esse..." Sam stated. "I ANGST ALONE!" Raiden angrily slice down aisle 7 and stomped out of the K-Mart.