Day 1

Hello! My name is Frodo Baggins! And my uncle just gave me to you (my diary) I think I will call you uh, Belinda! Ok so Belinda this is what happened to me today!

I woke up like normal in the middle of a bed. I decided that since Bilbo was being a butt and working on his book that I would go and see if Gandalf was coming today. So I waited under a tree for him. After about six hours I just about gave up on him when I heard someone singing, " oh I wish I were and Oscar Meyer weeeenerrrrrr!"
I ran down and saw Gandalf coming on his horse drawn go-kart. " Hey! You are late! I've only been here like 6 hours!" I whined. " Chill out, I can never be late dude," snuffs his doobie " I am like a wizard!" he replied.

So I jumped on the cart and he wrapped his arms around me like we are gay with each other (probable result of doobieness). he rode me for about three minutes then pushed me off the cart, stupid ho. I guess he forgot today was my birthday; well I guess that's better than birthday spankings.

So I ran back to bilbos and sat in my room staring at the wall for three hours until his party. It should have been my party though.

So I went to the party only because I caught wind that Assa was going to be there. And she is like the Doobie Queen of the shire. (A/N I am Assa it is like a nickname for me tee hee). I drank some and did my famous chicken dance and sat down. I saw Sam staring at me and suggested he do something normal like dance with Rosie. " But I just want another ale and to sit here with you Mr. Frodo." He said with a smile. I drank some more
And decided that was a bit much and went to listen to a story. Then drank some more but
I think merry got into Gandalf's big doobie stash because they kept screaming about a dragon after coming out of a smoke filled tent. So I went and drank some more, by then I was pretty wasted and I wasn't seeing strait, so Sam was kind enough to lead me home holding my hand. He is such a good friend,

But then Gandalf snuck up behind me and scared the shit outta me, I asked him if he knew where Bilbo was on account of I couldn't find him after his nifty speech. Gandalf told me to shut up and listen. " Can you hear that? I- I think there is a slipper listening, a pink one," sniffs air " fluffy" " uh Gandalf? Have you been into the gaffers home brew again?" I asked him. " Yes now listen, there is a ring for you, it's really cool, hang on to it, but hide it, so the slippers don't get it. Those sneaking little bastards. Now I must leave you because you smell, and I got to get more stuff from Assa!" he said. And with a flourish he was gone. So I went and hid the ring in my boxer drawer. And then about 20 minutes later Gandalf came back and told me how like the ring was evil and junk, I think he was high again. But then he sent me on a quest I guess to bree. Then Sam was found out side doing something to a pair of my boxers and Gandalf made him go with me. I was ecstatic! Finally I have someone to go with. I thought, so right now I am s'posed to be asleep but I can't so I am writing but alas writing has made me sleepy, or maybe it was the weed? I don't know but good night Belinda.

Love
Frodo~!