It is late for Vector and he is staying up and eating cheetos and wearing fedora, he watching pony show and Vector scooping out the plot, he was told to watch it and wear these things and he scared, he not understand, why this is happening? What the magic is friendship? Vector is not understand, Vector keep watching though, always, he not understand, he eating some popcorn, but he still not understand, he started to write down some things because what the frig frag is this, he keep watching but he not understand, he eating so many cheeto, that he probably gonna have some orange poop, poop, Vector so lonely, he just don't wanna watch this show? Why is people force him? Vector just crusty old cheeto finger man, gosh darn it Vector, Vector just want to find the thing he's been looking for, for ages and that thing would be… the booty, why can he never find the booty in this little kids show? Where is the booty? Who told Vector to watch this?
Vector just wants the booty, when will he find it? Vector just want some booty, stupid TV show of ponies not show that, who wants gross booty of horse? Vector not like that, Vector want carrot booty, Vector on a quest for the buttcheek as he flip through channels, why cannot Vector find? Why cannot Vector find?! Vector will never, ever find…
Why? Vector is just so lonely, lonely macaroni…
Vector is but a lonely macaroni on a quest for the booty, but Vector will never find the booty, he was on a quest for the perfect buttcheek, but all along, he was the perfect buttcheek, oh Vector… you are the perfect buttcheek, forever perfect, butt cheek.
Forever did Vector have the perfect butt cheek?