"Ladies and Gentlmen I'm Billy the hero and I would like to welcome you to the Adventure Time version of the Broadway Musical Rock of Ages. Just a reminder that copying this story and posting it to another website without the author's permission is strictly prohibited. Unless of course your incredibly hot and are willing to show us your breasts. Also by any case the majestic rock in this story causes your head to catch on fire from reading it. Please reframe from singing Death Leopard's paranoia because the people who made the musical couldn't get the rights to their music. Thank you and enjoy having your face melted!"
Author's Note: Well you heard it from Billy. I'm gonna make an Adventure Time version of the Broadway musical Rock of Ages. This is a parody of David Coverdale introduction. Originally I wanted one of the authors who write Adventure Time stories to do the introduction but the person I asked said no so I pick Billy to do it. One more thing who would you like to be Sherrie in this story?