Title: Who's cuter?
Author: Hagane ^^\/
Genre: Humor/Humor
Rating: General
Author's note: I guess this is crap. I did this while my nii-san was helping me pack for camp. Yeah, so it sort of explains why this story is more than a little silly. ^^ don't mind ne?
Who's cuter?
Here we have Hikaru, resident reporter of the news(gossip actually) magazine MED(dling).
Say hello Hikaru.
Hikaru: *waves* Hello! ^^
Her current assignment involves a compilation of a list of the cutest male residents in the Kanagawa prefecture. It's sort of like a Manhunt thing, only the boys don't have a clue they're being watched.
Hikaru: They're not supposed to know, see?
Right.
So we'll follow her in search of the most eligible bachelors that Kanagawa has to offer.
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while we wait for our chaffeur(actually he's the boss but he owes Hikaru money, so yeah), we'll explain how this works. Hikaru?
Hikaru: Hai! ^^ We're going to tail the best that Kanagawa has, and observe their lifestyle for a few days. From our observations, we'll have a vote to decide the top 5 cutest bishies in Kanagawa prefecture!
Okay, so we've laid out the basics. The rules?
Hikaru: *nods* The most important condition is that they mustn't know they're being stalked. We can't allow any contact or else the candidate will be disqualified and forced to withdraw from the competition.
Care to explain why, Hikaru?
Hikaru: Well, it's to avoid any possible biased judgement. This way, they're all on equal footing in the eyes of the judges.
And who might the judges be?
Hikaru: The readers (and reviewers) of course. ^^
*hint*hint*
Hikaru: Hagane-san. T.T
Yes?
Hikaru: Don't.
Fine.
Anyways, the terms and conditions have been laid out. Aha! Our chaffeur is here! Let's hop on board and follow Hikaru in search of Kanagawa's cutest!
Hikaru: Hai hai! ^^ Saa ikimasyo!
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