"It was just a bad day" Criag thought as he walked into office. "What are you doing here Criag" A voice said. Criag thought in his head " It can't be my boyfriend Tweek since he has a twitching problem?" "DUDE CRIAG ITS ME!" Criag knew it was Clyde now. "Why the fuck are you here Clyde" Criag said as he was flipped Clyde off. "Dude I don't know why I'm in here when Butters was playing Kirby Super Star Ultra in class and the teacher saw him?" Then out of the blue they heard a gunshot and heard "OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!" "YOU FUCKING BASTURDS" Clyde said this when he got up " Most people freak out when they hear a gunshot... IM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE" Criag pulled a pocket knife out of his pocket and said " Thats where that fucking knife went" Then they saw Cartman on the floor saying " You know the gays go out first and sometimes last in a murder sceen at High school" and then Cartman died there and when Clyde saw who was killing everyone him and Criag were laughing like crazy. It was non other then Ike but they were scared when they saw him with 5 knifes. Ike was only 12 well Kyle(his older brother) was 17 who was dead on the floor where he was next to his boyfriend Stan Marsh who was still alive screaming next to his dead body. Criag just thought in his mind " I can't tell Clyde that I love him but I'm gonna die so I'll just come clean." Clyde then said "C C Criag I love you" Criag then just said " I do to" Clyde just was so happy he started making out with Criag and then Ike said " Oh Oh Oh MY GOD YOU GUYS FELL FOR IT AND YOu LOVE EACH OTHER" Ike started laughing and said " IT WAS A FUCKING PRANK YOU ASSTARDS!" Kenny,Eric,and Kyle started cracking up! Clyde said " THANK YOU GUYS FOR LETTING ME GET TO TELL CRIAG THAT I LOVE HIM" Criag just said "YEAH THANKS AND TOMOROW I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU GUYS" Everyone just went away while I Butters Scotch was watching from behind! And I hope Clyde won't tell that I was playing my Ds in class!
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