Dang! I just finished one fanfiction story, like---two days ago! And already I'm starting on another one?! Hmm, I have much free time ^^ Well, most of these characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez (I hope I spelled that right), but Sam is my original character, as well as several other people, who shall remain nameless o.o;;; I am weird.

As the bell blared through the crowded hallways, Squee tried his hardest to get through the many kids that took up all the room in the halls, when Pepito yelled to him, "I will help you, me amigo!" He balled his fists as they started to glow a luminescent yellow, then fired it through the hallway, obliterating most of the children into ashes.

Squee just shook his head, "That wasn't nice," he said flatly. He had gotten used to the devil-boys' ways, like when he blew up the Skool. He giggled at the memory, even though it freaked him out when it happened.

"Now, come! The bell, she rings!" Pepito then struck a dramatic pose as he pointed down the charred hall. "I didn't know bells were girls…" Squee mused to himself as they rushed into their homeroom and took their seats, noticing there was a surprising amount of kids who haven't been blown up by Pepito yet.

"Alright circus monkeys, there's a new student joining us today," The wrinkled old teacher said darkly, hidden in the shadows. "Get in here!" "I'm already in here!" A cheery voice rang out. A small girl jumped out from behind the teachers' desk.

She had long spiky red hair that stopped at her shoulders. She wore a black shirt with a lighted match picture on the front, and black baggy pants, a smile plastered on her face. "Okay, I guess I tell stuff about myself,"

She cleared her throat, then started, "My name is Samantha, Sam for short. I moved here from California. My mom works at a big super-powerful company called Dizzy World," "DIZZY WORLD?!" The class chorused then murmured among themselves.

Sam's upper lip curled into a snarl, "I'm still TALKING HERE!!!!" She exploded and the class fell silent, hoping this new kid didn't have evil powers like Pepito. "Ahem, anyway, I don't know where my real dad is, and probably never will.

My step-dad works at home. I have lotsa pets too. Like a snake, an iguana, a cat, the list goes on…" She took a breath, then said lowly, "If you respect me, I'll respect you. If not, you will get a taste my all-powerful Demon Mongoose Kick of Doom."

"Take your seat behind the child with the large eyes." The teacher demanded and she nodded, taking her seat behind Squee, almost immediately started to stare intently at the back of his head, noticing a scar that looked a lot like an outlet.

He was somewhat afraid of this new girl, and then wondered, "What the heck is a Demon Mongoose Kick of Doom?"

Well, lunchtime came pretty quickly as all the kids rushed into the cafeteria. Squee and Pepito sat at their usual table by themselves, pulling out their bag-lunches since the food the cafeteria women served was pretty awful.

"So, what ya think about Sam?" Pepito asked while poking a hole in his juice carton. "Eh, she's okay. Kinda weird, but okay," Squee paused, "Um…what do you think about her?" Pepito grinned and leaned back in his chair.

He opened his mouth and was about to say something, when a voice cried, "Hey, it's the guy I sit behind!" Sam popped up out of nowhere and jumped on top of their table and said loudly, "HI-I!!" Squee freaked out while Pepito accidentally fell backwards.

She bit her lip and said guiltily, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to startle you guys," She hopped off the table and helped Pepito up, then sat down with them. "Is it okay if I sit with you guys? These other kids look and act and talk like crack-monkeys."

The boys exchanged looks, then nodded hesitantly. She smiled and took out her lunchbox, "I am Sam." She stopped and blinked. "Sam, I am." She grinned widely, "Who are you two?" "I'm Squee," he answered meekly, and Sam reached out stand shook his hand.

"Glad to know you Squee!" She turned to Pepito. "Your name?" "My name?" He asked, "I have many names: Son of the dark prince, child of—" "It's Pepito." Squee replied for him. Before he could yell though, Sam grabbed his hand and shook it.

"I like that name!—And your hair," He was taken aback slightly. No one had ever complimented him on his name or hair; most of them make fun of him. He gaped at her and she laughed, "I get that a lot. I say nice things to people, and they just staaaaaaare…"

She wiggled his hands, trying to be scary. "…and stuuuuuff." Squee tittered nervously while Pepito remained silent. "I already told you about myself in class, now it's your turn!" She pointed to Squee, "Tell me about yourself,"

"Well…uh…I got abducted by aliens once," He said like a question rather than answer, but Sam squeaked in excitement. "Ooh! Is that what that little scar on the back of your head is from?" She queried anxiously, "Did they poke your butt with stuff??"

Before Squee could answer, a snot-nosed boy with a big gut came up to there table and put his hands on it. "Alright Squeak, hand over yer lunch!" He demanded, but Sam jumped upon the table once more, purposely planting her feet onto the boys' hands.

"I don't think so." She said cynically, her cheerful exterior gone as the boy tried to escape, but couldn't free his hands. She jumped over him and landed lightly on the floor, then confronted him. "If you lay one single grimy hand on him, or Pepito, I will hurt you very, very badly."

Her voice was dark and sinister as all the kids in the cafeteria turned to watch the commotion. The boy scoffed, "Oh please! You're just a girl!" This angered her quite a bit as she took a step backward, then went into a fighting stance.

"What the--?" Before the boy could finish, Sam screamed, "DEMON MONGOOSE KICK OF DOOM!!!" and rammed her foot right into his groin. He screeched in pain and fell on the floor, whining, "Ow my nuts! I cry for them!"

Pepito's eyes lit up and he smirked. What power! Nice until provoked, then forceful and mean! He definitely liked that. Some kids gasped, some kids screamed, but most of them cheered, for the new girl has beaten the toughest bully in the Skool!

She smiled and sat back down, noting Squee's eyes were the size of saucers. She smiled even more and hoisted one foot onto the table and said simply, "Steel-toed boots. That's how." She pulled up her pant-leg and, sure enough, she had on a pair of boots that looked exactly like Nny's, only shorter.

"Those are the same kinda boots the crazy neighbor man has," Squee said, still pretty shocked after witnessing the brief skirmish. The bell rang and Sam groaned. "Well, I'm off!" She gathered her things, then dashed off, but then stopped and shouted over her shoulder, "Hey, let's get together after skool! I'll be at the playground down the street!"

She then left and Pepito grinned crookedly, "She is very different…"

Eh hehehe ^^ I hoping I'm not making anyone OOC…AM I?!?! Oo;;;; Yes I know I'm spelling school wrong, but I like skool better! ^_^