From the Desk of Roy Mustang: 30 uses for a Hanger
Abortions (duh)
Spanking tool
When stretched, choking tool
Hard to reach Gspots
Hardcore back scratcher
Hanging clothes
Cheap anal plugs
Manually rotating vibrator (maybe too thin? Will test)
"Clit-choker"
Harvesting fruit
Roasting Marshmallows, hot dogs, etc
Eye-gouging
Fishing hook or spear when bent
Hammock for incredibly tiny person
Roleplay: Dry cleaners
Roleplay: "NO WIRE HANGERS!"
Cut in half; stilts for Fullmetal?
Picture frame and wall hanger
Emo-on-a-budget cutting device
Car-jacking tool
Computer-fucker-upper
Additional spanking
Vaginal/anal dildo when inserted properly (correctly angling the hook)
Hook hand for Peter Pan roleplay
Hook hand for pirate on a budget
When unbent: dildo for tiny, hardcore woman
Giant nipple clamps
When unbent, makeshift catheter
When unbent: vaginal/anal double dildo that can complete circuits (electric play)
"Penis-choker