A/N: Strong Language.
Features...Jonas- From "The last time I saw Richard"
Andrew-From the Movie "Chronicle"
Lukas-From the Movie "Romeos"
Jonah watched Lukas fumble on the bed. The Umming and the Ahhring. The Stutters and the "If you say No, that's totally okay"
The Teenagers asking Guys to Prom. If they said "No" It would be as embarassing as hell. Aftera crappy Third Take Jonah had had enough.
"Lukas...just give it!" Jonah said struggling with the Camera. He took it off of his Friend and sat on the bed.
Jonah gave Andrew the Camera, and ran a hand through his hair. He didn't want to talk to UFC fighters looking like crap.
"Let's just do this my Way. Take Three Reloaded" Jonah said.
"First of all Rory MacDonald, could you be a Date for my friend Andrew? And Nick Diaz, you'd be a great Date for Flirty Lukas over here. Don't keep us waiting Guys"
He cleared his throat and pretended that Chris Weidman was standing right in front of him. Jonah usually Dreamed of Weidman most nights anyway. But he wouldn't say that, he didn't want to scare the UFC Champion off.
"Hi Mr Weidman. Chris. Umm...We like you. As fans. Well I like you as more than just a fan. Yeah in that way. And I was crushing on you before you got the Belt. You've always been hot. Sure I sound like a Perv. But I'm Eighteen, give me a Break. We've all seen you on Instragram Chris.
We've all seen you on that Dirt-bike...
I've looked and I'm still liking it.
So Chris Weidman, will you do me the honor of going to a LGBT Prom with me?" Jonah asked.