Dear (sigh) Dan
I spent all day with Tamaki at the beach having some 'buddy' time when he gave me you and told me to write down my inner-most feelings to share with my children when I'm old. As much as I despise the idea I decided to play along. If I wish to please my father I believe I have to stay around this fool for a while longer. The fool told me to come up with a name for you and Dan was the best I could manage at the time. My sincerest apologies.
Anyway, we went to the beach and got some fish and chips, candy floss and doughnuts. I really do hate doughnuts, but as he put it "Lighten up, it's only a little bit of dough and sugar!" I really do hate that doofus! Doughnuts are a ring of pure evil carbs! How does he expect me to keep my glorious body as sexy as it is now while eating all of that junk! I don't have a clue in hell how he manages it! Not that I think he's sexy, because I don't!
I'm now going to go and find my Tamaki voodoo doll and stab it with safety pins while maniacally laughing to my teddy bear!
Don't judge me!
Kyoya