TheShadowInTheNight: I do not own Hetalia

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I heard a crash from downstairs. So, as any completely sane person would do, I went to check it out.

Oh, you probably want to know who I am. I'm Cyril. Er, it's my nickname. I live with a family who couldn't care less if I disappeared. Loving, right? Now then, let's get back to what I saw.

What I saw was, well, Prussia. In My KITCHEN.

"Um, what are you doing in my house?" I asked.

"Are you Cyril?"

"Um, yeah"

"Sorry."

And with that I was hit in the head with a frying pan. Why does he even HAVE a frying pan? Oh, wait, kitchen, rite.

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When I woke up I was staring at, the Bad Touch Trio… And I was in a very plain room (?) who knows where.

"Why am I here?" I asked.

"You're a country chica." said Spain.

"Oh. Wait, which one?"

"Andorra."

"That makes as much sense as anything else."

I'm a go with the flow person. If you had friends like mine, you would be too. So, I don't get weirded out much.

"So, that means I'm you and France's little sis."

"Si"

"So, um, where am I going to stay?" I asked.

"Why soeur, you are staying with Antonio and I." Francis replied.

"Si hermana, you're staying with us" Antonio chimed.

"That's pretty epic."

"Kesesesese, she sounds like me." Prussia added.

"Do not"

"Do too"

"Whatever you unawesome person." I replied.

"You are a peu la Prusse." said Francis.

"You're on his side?"

"Oui"

"Betrayed by my own brother, how cruel." I mocked.

"Kesesesese" Gil snickered.

"Would you stop that?"

"Nien."

"Vous êtes une telle pompeuse secousse."

"Vous parlez français?" asked Francis.

"Oui"

"Any others?"

"También hablo español"

"Eso es genial." chirped Antonio.

And with that I was mega hugged. By the entire Bad Touch Trio... Looks like things will be interesting. I can't tell if it'll be in the good or bad way though.

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Translations:

soeur - (French) sister

Si hermana - (Spanish) yes sister

peu la Prusse - (French) little Prussia

Oui - (French) yes

Nien - (German) no

Vous êtes une telle pompeuse secousse - (French) You are such a pompous jerk

Vous parlez français? - (French) you speak French?

También hablo español - (Spanish) I also speak Spanish

Eso es genial - (Spanish) that's great