[AT THE BEACH]
Emma: Oh Daniel, this is so romantic
Daniel: Yes it is, you are so great now that you are my girlfriend
Emma: Let's smoosh lips again
Daniel: ok honey
[Emma and Daniel are about to smoosh lips, but then they hear a voice that interrupts their moment of passion]
Mystery voice: STOP!
[Emma and Daniel turn to see a figure. It is NBA superstar LeBron James]
Lebron: Come with me to my ship vessel, I am the king of Miami
Emma: Ok.
Daniel: Me too ok.
[ON THE BOAT]
Emma: Oh wow all of my friends and everyone else is here on this boat too
Lebron: Yes I am throwing you a party for being so great
Emma: Thanks
Lebron: Here is my friend Chris Bosh
Chris Bosh: *velociraptor noise*
Lebron: hahahaha you are so right Chris Bosh
[Emma turns to look over at the other side of the boat. She sees Maddie. Maddie is pouting with her arms crossed, because that is the entirety of her character]
Lebron: Ok let's take this boat to the middle of the ocean
Everyone: YAY
[Lebron heads to the captain's deck]
Lebron: It is time to do your bidding my love.
[Lebron takes out a locket from under his alternate black Miami Heat Jersey. It is a picture of NBA commissioner David Stern.]
Lebron: *passionate sigh*
[Lebron puts the locket back under his jersey. He walks over to the place where you put the gas into the boat, because this boat runs on gas, SUCKA. He puts his hand over that aforementioned gas place and the shoots a fireball into it. He can do this because he's on the Miami Heat. Duh]
[Boat blows up]
[Death]
[Cut to black]
[credits over assorted smash mouth songs]