I hate my trainer.
Who in this world, i ask you, would get their beloved Staraptor to do Brave Bird till they faint like a hundred times? God knows i need a break. Just the other day, my stupid trainer made me learn headbutt. Not so bad a move, i know. If you're some hard-headed jerk like an Aggron or a Rampardos,that is.
Now, my dumb-ass trainer made me butt this damn tree like a billion times, dropping caterpie like snow. I think he wanted a weedle to complete his stupid red encyclopedia or maybe he did it for fun. Knowing him,it's probably the latter.
You know,it won't be so bad with him if he made me learn Frustration instead or Return. My Return's so freaking weak it can't even take out a wimpy level 5 cascoon. I'd bet a thousand of my precious feathers that my Frustration would KO a level 100 Aggron or something.
Anyway,my pea-brained trainer seriously needs to go to trainer school. I'm weak against Rock-types,that's obvious, but that didn't stop the bastard from sending me out against a level 95 Tyranitar with me being an immediate 20 levels lower that my opponent. Oh the joy. I got beat up pretty badly and a couple of my feathers were completely ruined.
The only thing i like about hanging out with my idiot of a trainer, is my friend,Popo. He's an Empoleon. Sucky name,yeah? My name's worse. I ain't gonna tell you what it is. You'll laugh to your death.
What were we talking about? Oh yeah. Popo. Anyway, besides a dumb name,he's got things way worse,being the starter pokemon and all. This poor soul's still got Pound as one of his moves even though he's like level 87 and stuff. At least mine are respectable(Return,Brave Bird,Aerial Ace,Fly)and I've got enough attitude to live with the dumb trainer. Popo's a softie. He doesn't know how to speak up and has the self-confidence of a help him.
Oh well,things don't always go my way and I don't always get the good stuff. "Life sucks,bear with it". Now that's a motto to stick with. Being me, you sorta start to miss those Starly-days where pecking at the ground under bright sunshine was the highlight of the day. Beats being pounded to pieces by stupid excuses of a pokemon then spending the rest of the day in a small cramped ball.
To end this,I'm just gonna say that I hope you guys stick with your Staraptors and treat them good. We might not say much, but hey,we've still got attitude.