DISCLAIMER: the following text is not meant to be taken seriously, I do not own the original.
Green Trailer
Aron Green:
Enter theme: 'Riders in the Sky'
*Congradulations. A womanly voice speaks *Humans haven't been on this part of the Remnant for years.
A gray boot steps into a small puddle, splashing on the dry desert floor around it.
"Nice place to visit." Over the boot, an olive green cloth cloak as the person stops "Wouldn't want to live here."
Through the empty desert, a ball of dead grass rolls around.
*Dying here is much more likely. the female voice answers back casually.
He stood before a western old looking town. The entire block was literally falling apart.
"Ni~ce prep-talk." The green-cloaked figure pumped a fat shotgun over his turned shoulder.
A sign from the barber shop broke off and hit the ground as the guy stopped before the big rotting bar.
*Detecting enemies ahead.
He places a bunch of small green box gadget around the entire town, getting behind a rotting wooden fence "Knock, knock." Pulling out his big, blocky gun.
*Who's there?
A shock wave was created with the power of recoil of the big gun as a round ball took off from it and broke straight through the bar window. Or rather what was left of it.
All the shadowy figures in the one room instantly turned to look at the small black ball with a red dot roll by them.
"Science!"
Then it beeped.
Exploding in a million ashes as the entire building was torn to bits. One of the burning planks from the wall flew by the boy's face, lighting up his crazed grin and shining off of the pair of big goggles pasted over his face under his moss green hair.
A tiny nuclear explosion didn't seem to faze the boy much as his grin never faltered "By the lights of Newton… The test was a total success!" a gleam in his eyes shined brighter than the radiation.
The tower of flame disappeared, being followed by a big smoke cloud.
A silence passed, but the winds never stopped…
…
*Well, that was anti-climythic. a small bubble like drone popped from over the guy's back.
Another epic surge of wind blew from the hole in the ground that was once the town center, followed by a number of screeches and angry howls.
Pumping the gun, it clicked back to the original setting "Time to test my babies out." A swarm of black and white exited the hole in the ground bloodthirsty and ready to slaughter.
Only for the small sticky boxes to open up, turning up at least a hundred barrels out on the open followed by red guiding lasers.
It didn't take long as the giant flock of at least a dozen Grim were quickly torn down to size by the swarm of green projectiles.
The boy avoided a creature that jumped at him by narrowly jumping to the side.
Thanks to his light metal piece of armor over his chest, the claw slash didn't have much of a lasting damage from the Beowulf who received a point-blank scattershot to his chest, tossing him back like a ragdoll.
Taking a quick rush back, the boy evaded the swarm of the angry demons who tore some of his green turrets to shreds.
Quickly, he dropped two small cylinder objects behind his feet. Then quickly, rushing behind a wall, and blasting away another Beowolf that tried jumping him from inside a building, but only got thrown back by the powerful shot.
"Lindana."
*On it. the small floating ball glew for a second too long as the two small objects detonated under the horde's feet, sealing a good part of their first row in ice.
*Don't give them a cold shoulder yet, sir. Lindana beeped, taking a 'look' back at him with her green glass eye.
Her metal plates were really shiny this day.
He struck a third switch, taking away from cover and rolling to the street with his gun up and loaded.
His other hand tore another small box from his belt, throwing a bunch of them around the yellow dusty ground and under the thick clouds that covered them.
The turrets set up from inside the dust.
Pressing a button on his armored gauntlet, a small bubble shield created itself in waves of energy around his very being.
He laughed like a madman, pumping his shotgun "Ho-ho-ha-ha-HA!" before pointing it at the breaking wall of ice that the Grim were starting to climb over.
*Oh boy. the small AI orb hurried behind its creator's back "Taste some SCIENCE!"
And kaboom!
The shields flared up, holding up for approximately two seconds before going away into the wind.
The armor and skin got torn off the boy's body in mere few painful seconds.
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Big letters darted over the screen as the moss haired boy took off a big bucket-like helmet off his head with a hungry smirk.
"That was BRILLIANT!" his eyes glimmered in sense of fulfillment as a small silver ball of green lights floated from his by his chair, turning its green shining eye for 180 degrees
…
*That's certainly one way of describing it.