Once upon a time, there was a world-class meeting . .

"Do you like waffles!"

"Yeah we like waffles!"

"Do you like pancakes!"

"Yeah we like pancakes!"

"Do you love hamburgers!"

"Yeah we love hamburgers!"

"Do you like scones?"

"NOBODY LIKES SCONES." *serious face*

"Shut up America!"

And as a wise Canadian once said . . .

"Pancakes are like my soul food."

THE END