Title pretty much says it all. I'd like to point out that this is another 'written-at-a-sleepover' story, so it's not the sanest thing in the world. And in regards to the #s, for some reason, my pc won't accept asterisks. I hate this thing. Anyways, enjoy.

Top Ten Things You'll Never See Happen On Yu Yu Hakusho

10) Hiei dancing around, singing and picking flowers. Unless… Yusuke and Kuwabara got him drunk and high… At the same time… #scratchscratch#

10) Yoko giving up sex forever… Unless he became a unique (sp?)… And never wanted anyone to know… #sob# #scratchscratch#

10) Koenma actually fighting his own battles… Unless Yusuke and Kuwabara got him with the same stuff as Hiei… #scratchscratch#

!0) Yusuke and Kuwabara having a make-out session!... Unless the reason they got Hiei and Koenma was because they were drunk and stoned themselves. #scratchscratch#

10) Yusuke giving up fighting! Yeah! He'd never give up fi… Unless… Maybe… If someone threatened to kill someone he cared about if he didn't… He might then… #scratch.. scratch.. scratch# #sigh#

10) Kurama failing… Yeah! He'd never fail! Even with all the school he misses on missions, he still wouldn't fail! Alright!

9) Kuwabara getting 100 on a… Math test. Yeah… Well… He did pass that science test the one time he really tried… So if he tried even harder… #scratchscratch#

9) Yusuke actually learning proper etiquette… Well… Maybe if Kurama attacked him… And forced him to learn… But that wouldn't mean he'd use it #scratchscratch#

9) Yusuke USING proper etiquette.

8) Hiei helping an old lady cross the street! Yeah! #8 was easy!

7) HOW MUCH IS THE MILK? SEVEN! MWAHAHA!... #scratchscratch# No more jawbreaker for a while… Or Pepsi… Yeah…

7) Yukina becoming a punk!

6) Yoko saying he hates women. It's quite obvious he doesn't considering he's the slut of the Makai. I swear! He gets the annual award for it every year! He's the 150x champion! Honest! The ribbons are all stuffed in my closet!

5) Sha Gojyo of Saiyuki flinging himself onto Yoko and challenging him to a "Who's the Greater Slut" contest! #scratch.. scratch.. scratch.. scratch.. scratch!# I'm better now.

5) Karasujoiningthecontest! #SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRA—RIP!# … oops. Need new page.

5) Hiei singing about his love for Kuwabara. Even if he was totally plastered, he wouldn't do that.

4) Kuronue joining the Spirit Detectives. He can't because he's dead!... Unless he never really died… Or he did the same embody-a-fetus thing as Yoko… #scratchscratch#

4) Shishiwakamaru joining Yoko, Karasu, and Gojyo in their contest! #scratchscratchscratch#

4) Kurama reading A Pyro's Guide to Burning Plants.

3) Hiei reading How to Help Bring about World Peace.

2) TWO? TWO! ONLY ONE MORE LEFT AFTER THIS! YEAH!

2) Ok… I'm better… George finally snapping and killing Koenma… Oh! How come that one has to be true!

1) ONE MORE! I'M ON THE LAST ONE! OMFG! I'M ALMOST—

1) Yukina actually understanding what Kuwabara's doing… Unless someone explained it to her... that might take a while… Poor, innocent Yukina.

1) Renny of Shaman King challenging Kurama to a "Who's Got Girlier Hips" contest… #sob# #scratch…scratch…scratch# #sob# The truth hurts me. #sniffle#

1) DilandouofEscaflownejoiningthatcontest! … sob I need to let this subject go now… #SCRATCHSCRATCHSCra--# #sniffle# Why Kurama? #sob#

1) Dark of DNAngel joining Yoko, Gojyo, Karasu, and Shishiwakamaru's "Who's the Greater Slut" contest! #SCRATCH…# AND KRAD! #SCRATCHSCRATCH#

1) Okay! Okay! I got it! The #1 thing you will never See happen on Yu Yu Hakusho is the show turning into a musical!... EEK! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! CAN NEVER HAPPEN! #curls up in fetal position in a corner# #Kurama comes over to comfort#

Kurama-#with me clinging to him, sobbing into his shir#t Well that's The Top Ten Things You'll Never See Happen On Yu Yu Hakusho.

#curtains#

…CAN NEVER HAPPEN!

THE END