AN: Hello all! So I wanted to change my penname, but I'm at the all important 200th story so I couldn't make it the AN that informs of the name change, so I write you this teeny tiny one shot. Really, Cassie had to just hand me this prompt. Not exactly what I wanted for my 200th story, but it'll do. So one: HAPPY 200TH TO ME! Two: My new name will be GreekEMTSlytherinSpriteFairy. Three: Sit back, relax, and enjoy!

Disclaimer: I only own the OOCness.

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Remus and Dora walked hand in hand through Grimmauld place with smiles plastered on their face. Remus had finally stopped being a noble git and had let her get close. The two couldn't be happier.

"You know. Love is overrated" Remus froze at the sound of Sirius' voice from the kitchen.

"Is he talking to himself again?" Dora asked as she looked down the stairs cautiously. Remus shrugged.

"Most likely."

"I agree." Both Remus and Dora stared at each other before quietly racing down the steps. They poked their heads around the corner and saw Sirius sitting at the table. But he wasn't alone.

"That is Severus, isn't it?" Dora whispered. Remus nodded dumbly. "Are they… are they being civil to each other?"

"It seems to look that way."

"More firewhiskey?" Sirius asked as he held up the bottle. Severus shook his head.

"I shouldn't. I have to leave and I'd rather not be completely intoxicated when I apparate." Sirius nodded and poured himself more of the strong liquid.

"I did that once. It didn't end well." Severus nodded.

"Even when sober, sometimes it doesn't end well." Sirius tipped his head and glass slightly towards Severus.

"True. Bloody women need to come with an instruction book." Severus nodded.

"Although they would never follow a single book. No, they'd be a little from this book and a little from that. Face it, Black. Men are just meant to flounder from one woman to the next." Sirius raised his glass.

"Here here. Perhaps one day we will find a woman we can manage to not piss off." Severus shook his head as he stood.

"I'm afraid it's too late for me. I'm in too deep. Good luck on your journey, though. See you around." Sirius nodded to Severus. Dora turned to Remus.

"I feel like we're in the muggle TV show. You know? The Twilight Zone." Remus nodded, his eyes still wide in disbelief.

"I think I need to start this day over again, I'm hallucinating. That's the only explanation." Dora grinned wickedly.

"Well I could get your mind off of this." Remus leaned down and kissed her briefly.

"Lead the way."

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AN: So short sweet, and totally my 200th. And done in 20 minutes! So let me know what you thought! No flames!