Potions class was going horribly today. Everyone seemed to have taken a leaf out of Neville's book. About three cauldrons were melted, making the floor sticky from the potions, almost everyone had messed up on their potion, and Dean Thomas had set Snape's nose hairs on fire.
"ENOUGH!" Snape thundered about halfway through class. "You idiots have pushed me too far!"
Everyone exchanged glances. No one wanted to mess with an angry Snape.
He gave them an unpleasant sneer. "But I've decided to try another method of punishment. Detention doesn't seem to phase you. It certainly phase Potter, in fact, I think it encourages him to pester us even more. Isn't that right, Potter?"
Harry didn't say anything. He thought it best not to try his luck with Snape's temper.
"Fine. But I believe your punishment should be right now." Snape brought a CD player out of his closet.
I'm too sexy for my class
Too sexy for my class
This class ain't gonna leave
"Oh, Lord. . . " Hermione muttered.
I'm too sexy for my robes
Too sexy for my robes
"I don't care how sexy you think you are. Kindly keep them on," Seamus muttered so only Harry and his friends could hear.
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your antics
Too sexy for your antics
Neville quivered. "I'm sorry!" he cried, just to get out of this torture.
No way I'm disco dancing
"We'd rather you didn't," Harry said.
I'm just a jerk you know what I mean
Ron snorted. "Hell yeah."
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Hermione's eyes widened. "Him? On a catwalk? What dream is he living in?" she asked with a hint of sarcasm.
I'm too sexy for my broom
Too sexy for my broom
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
"The one with the stuffed vulture?" Dean asked, grinning.
Draco turned on him. "Watch it!" he said threateningly, while Crabbe and Goyle cracked their knuckles menacingly.
What d'ya think about that
I'm just a jerk you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
The Gryffindors all screamed at this horrific mental picture. All the Slytherins scowled.
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm just a jerk you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
Yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussycat
"Who cares about the stupid cat? Poor us!" Ron shouted. Lavender and Parvati both gasped at this awful show of hate towards the poor kitty.
I'm too sexy for my class
Too sexy for my class
This class ain't gonna leave
And I'm too sexy for this song
"Then shut up!" all the Gryffindors shouted. The Slytherins sneered some more.
"Does that mean encore?" Snape asked with a horrid smile.
All the Gryffindors ran from the room screaming.