Hello! This is the author. This is my first fic, so please no flames! I already know that it's not going to be the most amazing thing in the universe. The characters are probably a little OOC, so keep that in mind. Also, it's shounen-ai. That means that boyxboy, but nothing to graphic. Don't like, don't read. There's a back button for a reason.

Disclaimer: Honestly, did you really think I own D.? I don't.

Dark grabbed the artwork and began to run for the window. He was slightly freaked out because Satoshi hadn't appeared to stop him, so he didn't waste time in case he was planning a trap.

Suddenly Satoshi stepped out of the shadows. At the same moment Dark tripped and fell, ramming into the bluenette and knocking them both to the ground. He just barely caught himself with a hand on either side of Satoshi's head. They were only a few inches apart. Neither of them moved. To try to move would be ungraceful and there really was no way of getting off of each other without it being totally awkward.

"Um… Awkward much?" Dark said.

"You think?" There was a brief silence. "Well? Aren't you going to move?"

"Nah, I'm comfortable."

"Gah…" Dark was being annoying, and he knew it. That was probably why he wasn't moving in the first place.

"Heh… Did you know that you're fun to annoy?"

"Why on earth would I spend my time annoying myself to find out if it was fun?"

"I don't know. It might be something you do. You are Creepy Boy, after all."

"I am not creepy. Now, move!"

"…Nope."

They remained like this for a few minutes.

"My arms are getting tired," Dark said eventually.

"Then stand up."

"No, I think I'll do this instead." Dark proceeded to lower himself down onto his elbows. His feet went from holding himself up to lying flat, so that he was basically straddling Satoshi.

"Dark!"

"Yes?"

"You're impossible."

"Why, thank you, Commander!"

The sound of running feet alerted them to the fact that the police were coming. "The police are here," Satoshi said, stating the obvious.

"Well, gotta fly."

"At last – mmph!"

Dark kissed Satoshi hard before jumping out the window and flying away like he had planned to earlier, leaving poor Satoshi very confused.

"Commander?"

"The thief got away," Satoshi said automatically. "Now, go away."

The police left, to his relief.

"My first kiss was Phantom Thief Dark? My family's sworn enemy for centuries? What the heck? How did that happen? And for that matter, why didn't you interfere, Krad? I know you're awake."

Krad paused for a few moments. "You don't get to have much fun, and you seemed to be enjoying yourself, so I let it slide just this once."

"I was NOT enjoying it!"

Denial, denial. There aren't that many DarkxSato fics out there, and so I thought I give it a stab because they make a great couple. Tell me if you think it's good!