This fanfic is for my fans that wanted to more of Yachiru on her period and how crazy she can be when hormone enraged.
Yachiru sat at her desk of the eleventh division's office eating a bag of candy. She was swinging her legs back and forth in her when suddenly, a leg of her chair snapped and she fell backwards.
Ikkaku and Yumichika walked in right as she was falling backwards, legs flailing over her head.
Both Yumichika and Ikkaku laughed hysterically.
"Maybe she should lay off the candy", Ikkaku whispered into Yumi's ear.
"Fat chance of that happening", he whispered back to Ikkaku.
Then they both broke out in laugher again until they felt a certain pink haired shinigami reiatsu rise exponentially.
"Something funny Baldy, Feather Brow?" she peered at the two no longer laughing but now frightened shinigami.
"No Yachiru-fukutaicho!" they both saluted in unison.
"Really? I seem to have heard you say that I should 'lay off the candy'" she air-quoted Ikkaku. Then she turned to Yumichika and said, "And you, you said 'fat chance of that happening'" she spat out.
"Well . . . what we meant . . . we didn't mean that . . ." they both stuttered but before they could explain, Yachiru had her hand on her zanpakuto and was now unsheathing it.
"Any last words before I kill you?" she peered at them giving them her deadliest death stare.
"Just one", Yumi began.
"Run!" Ikkaku shouted then the two shinigami took off with a very unhappy and rather angered fukutaicho chasing them.
"Come back here and die like men you pansies!" she screamed after them.
Ikkaku and Yumichika ran for their lives around the entire eleventh division but no matter where they ran, Yachiru was always right behind them.
"Ikkaku, Yumichika, what the hell is going on?" captain of the eleventh division asked them.
"Yachiru's trying to kill us and we don't know why" Ikkaku explained.
"Well, it's because you called her fat you Neanderthal", Yumi slapped Ikkaku on the back of his head.
"Me! You're the one who said 'fat change of that happening'" Ikkaku whined.
"Wait, you called Yachiru fat?" he chimed in.
"Well, not exactly", they both looked away from their captain.
"So what exactly did you say?" he peered at the two trembling shingami.
"Well, I said Yachiru should lay off the candy" Ikkaku began.
"While I said 'fat change of that happening'" Yumi finished.
"And why would you two say something like that in the first place?" Kenpachi grabbed them both by the collar pulling them both off the ground.
"Well, sir", Ikkaku said, "Ya see, Yachiru was eating some candy and then—"
"She fell bank in her chair and broke it", Yumi cut in. "That's when we told her she should . . ."
"I got it", Kenpachi said dropping the two on the ground. "So, do you think I should let Yachiru kill you and that I should kill you?"
"Uh . . . neither Zaraki-taicho sir", Ikkaku squeaked.
"Yeah, what he said", Yumi agreed.
"Nope, I have a better idea", he grinned then grabbed the two shinigami by the collar again and dragged them to the training grounds.
"Taicho, what are you going to . . ."
"Oh you'll see", he smiled back at them.
Once at the training grounds, Kenpachi tied the two numbskulls to a tree then stuffed candy down their uniforms.
"Okay Yachiru, whenever your ready", he hollered behind him.
When the two tied up shinigami looked up, they saw a bat in her hands and a blindfold over her eyes.
"Taicho . . ." they both gulped.
"Okay Yachiru, let'em have it", Kenpachi laughed.
Yachiru pulled back the bat and swung as hard as she could but she missed.
"Ikkaku, Yumichika, if you don't let her hit you, then I'll have to kill you", Kenpachi shouted to the two shinigami.
Ikkaku and Yumi just sighed and let Yachiru have at them.
Yachiru took her bat and swung at Ikkaku first and knocked half his candy out but she didn't stop there. She then took her bat and swung at Yumichika.
Yumichika was about to scream until Kenpachi gave him a death glare and Yumi decided to whole it back.
Yachiru swung at both of them and knocked all their candy out but continued to hit them repeatedly.
She swung and swung, each time hitting them harder and harder.
"Taicho . . . make her stop", they whined.
Kenpachi did enjoy seeing the snot beat out of them but he figured he should stop this before Yachiru killed his best men.
"Yachiru, stop", he called to her but she continued.
Yachiru swung one more time at both their heads then grabbed all her candy and skipped over to Kenpachi.
"Look Ken-chan, look at all the candy I got", she squealed at him jumping up and down.
Kenpachi just laughed. He was just happy Yachiru was happy again and that she hadn't killed his best men.
"That's great Yachiru, I'm glad" he smiled. Then he picked up Yachiru, placed her on his shoulder and walked away.
"Oh and Ikkaku, Yumichika . . ." he called over his shoulder.
"Yes taicho?" they replied in unison.
"When you get yourselves down, be sure to come by and clean Yachiru's room for me, thanks."
Ikkaku and Yumichika sighed and just tried to untie themselves.
"Well, let's get going", Ikkaku sighed when he got loose.
"Yeah, I suppose so", Yumichika sighed too joining Ikkaku on the ground.
Later that evening, Kenpachi went to go check on Ikkaku's and Yumichika's process on Yachiru's room.
When he opened the door, he saw all her furniture had been made with candy and everything that wasn't made out of candy was painted pink. Kenpachi clenched his fists as frustration hit him and he left to kill the two shinigami that candied Yachiru's room.
"Ikkaku! Yumichika! Where are you?!" he bellowed.
"I guess Zaraki-taicho hated the makeover" Yumichika stated.
"Guess not", Ikkaku agreed.
Then they sighed preparing for the chase.
I hope you all liked that. I have more to come but it will be a while before updating. Please rview.