Princess Celestia was born with her three rock minions on a metal plated foot within a black hole at the end of the universe. The foot emerged from it's dark, never ending prison to bring out vengeance on his enemies. The three minions became ever more powerful figures in the universe. The first became the Anti-Monitor and wished to destroy all that there was with his anti-matter rays. Yes, we all know who he was when attack us but about before? He rocket across the universe on his space motor cycle made from Harry Potter's glasses. His mix-tape included so much music of horridly good proportions that another minion transformed himself into a true evil, he called himself Justin Bieber. This was not the evil priest that worships the minion's name so much so he name himself after him, but no this was a creature who lived on the corpses on the cock monsters of planet Mars. They feared him, they all feared the day when Justin Bieber would rape them. He would then cut them up like sandwich with his knife. His knife, good god his knife was amazing well made. The blade was forged using the mightiest ore imaginable, the rare fuckimnium. Not even Skullfucker the mighty blade of Twilight Sparkle's could cut through fuckimnium. The screams of terror could be hear in the many of thousands of hundreds of miles, the cock monsters screamed so loud in the sight of Justin Bieber many were muted so their cries for help could not be herd or some would kill them selves. The Anti-Monitor came to stop him for good but his evil spirit of evil fuckness possessed him creating the monster we know today.
The third one was the embodiment of an explosion. Eternal, forever living among the fuckness of the galaxy, sipping his tea has he watches planets implode, stirring his earl gray with a nuclear missile. It created a taste that only an explosion could enjoy, and that is why hippies do not like nuclear missiles because they will never taste one. If they taste one incorrectly they will die, the poor fools. I feel some sorrow. The explosion was praised as a god by many creatures across the universe, he was honored by many with petty whores. His favorite was Power Girl. But the creature known as man came to challenge him by creating fire! Fire was as powerful as his fuck fire. After this horrifying event he went to his minion companions and fled in to the never ending tunnel of fuck fire, they died within there. Celestia swore revenge.