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Why America
By Waterrain
"England, I know what you are trying to do." America said firmly to England and his hands sternly on his hips while glaring at him coldly.
"What the bleeding hell are you talking about, America." England said in an annoyed and confused voice. His eyebrows were raised up high and he wondered what America was talking about now.
"You and Your British Pimps—" America said coldly, but then stopped for a moment to glare at England angrily.
"what the he—" England started to ask, but America rudely went on without caring about England's question at all.
"Are trying to seduce my innocent Citizens—" America said angrily and he poked England in the chest.
"Why would I want your Ci—" England started to ask angrily, but then America flipped him off and went on his merry little way.
"And my heroic self!" America finished with a shout and he frowned heavily at England.
"What are you talking about?" England asked in confusion and he was wondering if America was on some type of drug, but knew for America to be silly there was no need for any kind of drug. After all it was natural and England knew it all too well.
"That Bp is evil. It stands for British Pimps and their goal is scoring with my people." America said flatly and he raised his fist up into the air.
"You are a moro-" England started to state in a matter of fact kind of voice, but then America interrupted him again.
"No, No! It is true. I read it all from a reliable source the internet!" America said loudly and he looked at England with accusing eyes. "Plus it also said that England wanted America to beg for help. You shameless British jackass."
"Let me see that so called Website. You little Muppet." England said coldly and then America showed England the webpage.
"See!" America exclaimed loudly and looked at England who was trying to keep his cool, but failing.
"America, Your so called reliable source is from a webpage created by Russia!" England shouted and he really wanted to strangle America, but resisted the urge and tried to keep his hands from twitching.
"So, At least he has some ideas." America stated causally and he does enjoy making England upset for it is pretty fun.
"Insane and potentially suicidal." England managed to say calmly and he decided to ignore America's huge smile.
"Well, I think they are great ideas." America said gleefully and he smiled to himself for England was getting annoyed.
"You call using Nuclear Weapons on the oil spill a great idea!" England yelled angrily and he really wanted to put America out of his misery, but resisted the urge once again.
"You just want your precious oil." America said sadly, but inside he was laughing at England and having fun messing with him.
"I just do not want it to go to waste!" England shouted and his cheeks were growing red from anger.
"I still think the Nuclear Option is quicker and—" America started to say cheerfully, but then England shoved him onto the floor glaring down at him.
"It is crazy and suicidal." England said firmly and he show America's small smile.
"I want the oil spill stopped." America said carelessly and he decided to stay on the floor for a moment or so.
"Your Boss would not approve of the Nuking of the oil spill." England stated and he heard America whistling while having his blue eyes look up innocently.
"I have no comment." America said sulkily and his arms were crossed.
"Besides, Russia is more than likely trying to get you to nuke yourself." England said firmly and he was tempted to smack America, but held himself back although his hand did twitch slightly.
"Nope. Stop trying to turn me against Russia." America whined and he enjoyed annoying England seeing his reactions.
"I forgot that you have be more friendly with him." England said in a off hand manner and saw America pouting for a moment.
"It sucks, but there is no other choice. Russia has a twisted sense of humor." America replied honestly and he tilted his head slightly.
"Better you than me." England said calmly and he was tempted to laugh at America's misfortune.
"Soon you will have be friendlier with Russia." America said in a creepy voice and stared at England without blinking for a whole minute.
"Why the bloody hell would I have to—" England started to yell, but then America giggled loudly and pointed at himself.
"Heh because I have to be friendlier with Russia." America said innocently and his blue eyes were wide.
"Wha—" England started to say, but then stopped for a moment and it gave America a chance to say something.
"Because you're a copy cat." America stated cheerfully and he laughed at England for his face was turning a bright red.
"You—" England started to say, but then America coughed loudly.
"I'm just joking, England. Good luck with not having to become friendlier with Russia." America said in a ditzy voice to England and then giggled in a girlish way to annoy England.
"If I have to become friendlier with Russia I will know who to blame." England said coldly and he looked at America with stern eyes.
"Your Boss?" America asked innocently and he hide a smile by using his hand to cover it, but England knew America was smiling and trying to keep from laughing.
"No, You America for saying such things." England stated firmly and he hoped that America did not jinx him, but more than likely that idiot did.
"I'll try talking my Boss into nuking the oil spill and then it would be sealed up." America said cheerfully and he was now off the floor.
"You bloody idiot." England stated flatly and then he walked out of the room leaving America laughing loudly. Sometimes it is best to leave before doing something that you would regret later on and England rolled his eyes.
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