Tracy Is Definitely Gay.
By: Miss Misty USA
Disclaimer: I don not own Poke'mon, and probably never will, so bug off.
One day, today actually, Tracy laughed in a high-pitched cackle. "Hahaha! I will finally have control over Ash!" He was sitting on his fat butt and mixing things together. "One chocolate chip, 454,243,541,451 finger nails, and sprite. This is going to be really funny!" He screamed as Pikachu tried to sleep. Tracy boiled his concoction and shoved the whole thing down Ash's throat. "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Ash as the boiling concoction seared his throat. He took one look at Tracy, and instantly, he began to french him. Tracy was happy. He had finally accomplished his dream: of making Ash love him. Pikachu wasn't very happy. "French guy!" Pikachu screamed at Tracy.
Tracy pulled away from Ash, gasping. "Did you just call me a French guy?" Tracy asked, menacingly. Ash screamed because he couldn't bear to be away from Tracy any longer.He started asking him out. Misty ran in and when she saw that Ash was kissing Tracy, she screamed. Pikachu shocked Tracy and Ash; they were still kissing after that. Misty got really mad because she knew that Ash would never French Tracy. She went to the moon and dug up her tools for casting spells and doing black magic. She flew back to Earth on her magical broom, called the Nimbus 2000(sorry, I just had to say that). Harry Potter came out and grabbed it from her. "Hey, that's mine! Why were you riding it?" He screamed at Misty. "I wanted to look cool!" she screamed back. So the fight goes on between them. Now who will save Ash from Tracy's evilness? So, any way, back with Tracy and Ash. They were trying to sit on the roof so that everyone could see them making out. The trainer in the hotel room next to them heard the commotion and started yelling out her window. "Will you guys stop making noise? I'm trying to sleep!" Tracy's big butt had gotten stuck in the window. All of the lights in the city started coming on. A couple cop cars pulled up in the street under them. A big helicopter shined lights at them. They both started crying. Tracy's butt was hurting. The Authors cat came to the city in a big huge Alien space ship and put a tractor Beam on the city. The alien cat pulled the city to the ocean and dropped it into the Atlantic. Everyone was happy, and they became part of Atlantis. They met Milo Thatch and became happy and square looking. Somewhere in the galaxy though, Misty and Harry Potter were still arguing. "I really liked that broom!" "You can't have it back!" "Why not, it's mine!"
I don't want to write the whole thing, because it would go on forever, and I can't type that long. K, how did u like it? R&R! Also, I'm always looking for some1 to chat to. My e-mail is ilovehorses93@hotmail.com I did come up with this at 3 in the morning, so I hope that didn't make it seem funny.
One day, today actually, Tracy laughed in a high-pitched cackle. "Hahaha! I will finally have control over Ash!" He was sitting on his fat butt and mixing things together. "One chocolate chip, 454,243,541,451 finger nails, and sprite. This is going to be really funny!" He screamed as Pikachu tried to sleep. Tracy boiled his concoction and shoved the whole thing down Ash's throat. "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Ash as the boiling concoction seared his throat. He took one look at Tracy, and instantly, he began to french him. Tracy was happy. He had finally accomplished his dream: of making Ash love him. Pikachu wasn't very happy. "French guy!" Pikachu screamed at Tracy.
Tracy pulled away from Ash, gasping. "Did you just call me a French guy?" Tracy asked, menacingly. Ash screamed because he couldn't bear to be away from Tracy any longer.He started asking him out. Misty ran in and when she saw that Ash was kissing Tracy, she screamed. Pikachu shocked Tracy and Ash; they were still kissing after that. Misty got really mad because she knew that Ash would never French Tracy. She went to the moon and dug up her tools for casting spells and doing black magic. She flew back to Earth on her magical broom, called the Nimbus 2000(sorry, I just had to say that). Harry Potter came out and grabbed it from her. "Hey, that's mine! Why were you riding it?" He screamed at Misty. "I wanted to look cool!" she screamed back. So the fight goes on between them. Now who will save Ash from Tracy's evilness? So, any way, back with Tracy and Ash. They were trying to sit on the roof so that everyone could see them making out. The trainer in the hotel room next to them heard the commotion and started yelling out her window. "Will you guys stop making noise? I'm trying to sleep!" Tracy's big butt had gotten stuck in the window. All of the lights in the city started coming on. A couple cop cars pulled up in the street under them. A big helicopter shined lights at them. They both started crying. Tracy's butt was hurting. The Authors cat came to the city in a big huge Alien space ship and put a tractor Beam on the city. The alien cat pulled the city to the ocean and dropped it into the Atlantic. Everyone was happy, and they became part of Atlantis. They met Milo Thatch and became happy and square looking. Somewhere in the galaxy though, Misty and Harry Potter were still arguing. "I really liked that broom!" "You can't have it back!" "Why not, it's mine!"
I don't want to write the whole thing, because it would go on forever, and I can't type that long. K, how did u like it? R&R! Also, I'm always looking for some1 to chat to. My e-mail is ilovehorses93@hotmail.com I did come up with this at 3 in the morning, so I hope that didn't make it seem funny.