This is a Harry Potter and Full Metel Alchemist Crossover. Set in the fifth year at Hogwarts.
Ed's POV:
So colonel Mustang has sent for me, again. Kami, how often is that weirdo going to call for me with a pathetic excuse of a tip on the Philosopher's Stone. I just don't get why he gets such an amusing time out of watching me and Al go half way across the country just to come back empty handed. I'm starting to think he just sends us to these places to clean up his dirty work, with a problem that always happens to be in those towns.
So Al and me are just outside Mustang's door. I slam the door open and we walk through.
"What is it this time?" I ask colonel stupid.
"O, are you down there Ed? I couldn't see you over my paperwork." Said a (you know he's smirking) Mustang.
"Who are you calling so small you couldn't see if you were still five and using a microscope?" yelled a very mad Al.
"Calm down brother," said an ever patient Al. Who was restraining Ed from killing his commanding officer. Even though he was being restrained (and by a suit of armor no less) Ed still struggled until he finally ran out of energy and slumped to the ground.
"Now that your tantrum is over," said a still smirking mustang. "I will give you your new mission. Now as you know your previous missions have been to go after leads on the Philosopher's Stone. This time you are going to be doing a mission that will benefit the military, like most State Alchemists. Your mission is going to be to go to a school called Hogwarts were you would be teaching a class on Alchemy twice a week. Also as an equivalent exchange you will be attending classes like any other student and since this is a magic school you send a report on all you learn. Once a week you will send these reports."
As soon as Mustang said magic Ed and Al were in a state of shock, you could say. They soon snapped out of it though and started laughing uncontrollably. Obviously they didn't believe the for once serious Colonel.
"Yes, magic." Said Mustang, sensing the obvious problem. "Also Al will not be coming with you."
"What!" yelled the blond hot head? "I don't care if magic is real or not. If Al's not going I'm not."
"Sorry, Ed." Mustang said, for once being sincere. (Mock gasp) "That's just the way it is. They are not used to our way of doing things and wouldn't be able to accept Al."
"Then I really don't want to meat these people," was Ed's answer.
"You don't have a choice Ed," as the Colonels, reply.
"Why not?" asked Ed mockingly, not thinking that colonel stupid had nothing on him.
"Or else you will have to answer to her," said Mustang.
Next thing you know the door opened and Ed started to twitch uncontrollably.
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P.S. The first person to guess and send a review to me of who the mysterious person is will get the next chapter dedicated to them.
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