Chapter 1
"Regular speech"
"Naruto you have to stop skipping classes and sleeping in class." said the Third Hokage.
"Aww but JiJi classes are so boring." said Naruto.
"Naruto even if they are boring you still need to learn the basics." said the Third Hokage.
"How the heck do the Henge no Jutsu, the Bunshin no Jutsu, and the Kawarimi no Jutsu help you in battle." said Naruto.
"Naruto they help you by confusing the enemy besides if you don't master the basics then you can never fully master the advance moves." said The Third Hokage.
"Is it possible to prove that JiJi?" asked Naruto. "Yes Naruto."
"Yes there is." said The Third Hokage. "Naruto if I let you see the Chunin Exams and see what can be done with the basic then will you stay in class."
"Fine JiJi I'll watch the Chunin Exams but I still doubt the Justus will all still be useless except my variation of the Henge no Jutsu." said Naruto.
"And what would that be Naruto." said The Third Hokage."
"Oh this Oiroke no Jutsu. "Said Naruto.
Then Naruto was replaced with a hot nude teenage girl. When the Third Hokage saw this he had a huge nose bleed.
When the Hokage woke up he asked Naruto why he remembered being in heaven then fainting.
Naruto responded "JiJi I used my ant-Pervert Jutsu, wait does that mean you're a pervert?"
The Hokage said "Ay that Jutsu and that does not matter!"
"Ok then JiJi I better get prepared for tomorrow then." Said Naruto.
"Yes Naruto you better get prepared for tomorrow then and Naruto." Said The Third Hokage.
"Yes." Said Naruto.
"Don't tell your friends." Said the Third Hokage.
"Yes JiJi."
Author's Note the Title will make sense in future chapters. Please review.