A/N: I know I make waaaaaaay too many fics these days and I never get to finishing them, but I had this really gooooooood idea and I didn't want it to go to waste! So here is a brand new multi-chapter, which is everything that Sam has ever texted Freddie and vice-versa! Now, here it goes, iText! (:
Sam's texts
Freddie's texts
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Place- Geography class
Episode- iPilot
Can geography get any more boring?
Sam, what are you doing? We're in class. I want to learn.
Yeah, isn't it nice to want things?
Why are you texting me? Go text Carly.
I tried, but she ignored me.
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How is typing dots ignoring me?
Benson?
Djhdnjdndfjdfhnfdjdfhmnfdjmfd.
Sam, would you stop texting me? My phone keeps vibrating. The teacher's going to hear it!
That's the goal, nub!
You don't always have to be so aggressive.
And you don't always have to be such a good-two-shoes, so I guess we both have problems.
Ugh. You're impossible. And stop texting meeeeeeeee.
Why don't you stop texting me?
You're the one who started this.
No, you are!
Wait.. what?
Lol, I got you to believe it. You're such a nub.
Jerk.
Loser.
Uh.. mean.. person.
That's such a witty comeback... not!
I hate you so much.
Well, I hate you more.
I'd beg to differ.
I would too.
Place- Math Class
Episode- iPilot
How are you doing, nub? Oh wait, I don't care!
What do you want now?
I'm bored.
So?
You need to entertain me.
I am not your maid.
No, you're my orangutan.
What?
I have always wanted a type of monkey, so I picked orangutan.
I blame myself for asking 'what?'.
Shut up.
I hate you.
I hate you more. Ha, I win.
You're so... ugh!
I'm ugh?
Apparently, that's what I said.
Figures you'd say that.
Meanie.
Lol, okay Fredwardina. Only 5 year old girls say that.
Not true! I said it.
That explains it...
Hey!
Muahahaha.