It's All Been Done – An SS/HG Parody (The Cheap Version)
"Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous," muttered Severus Snape as he stared at the computer screen. "Hermione!" he called, his voice echoing down the hallway.
"What is it now?" asked Hermione, walking into the study of her parents' house. "I've told you a thousand times, you can't use your wand on that!"
Severus scowled back at her and gestured angrily at the screen. On the screen was a copy of fanfiction .net' s rules. "This blasted site is telling me that script format isn't allowed…" he grumbled. "My favorite parody is in script format!"
"The one by K. Cloak? 'It's All Been Done?'"
"That would be it."
"Well, Severus, before you curse the computer, try fictionalley."
Leaning over her favorite Potions Master, Hermione typed in a Web address. A great script-format parody popped onto the screen.
"Ah," Severus said contentedly. "There's nothing like an SS/HG parody, complete with me in ass-hugging jeans and Draco Malfoy in leather. I'm going to read it right now!"
And so should you! Script format can be done well!
To read the real version of this fic, go to www .riddikulus .org/ authors /kcloak /IABDASHP.html (remove the spaces), and enjoy some playful skewering of those well-loved Severus/Hermione cliches!
Cheers
K