The Tabaluga Fan Fic
(rated M 15+ - course language, low level violence, low level sexual
references)
by dbrad86 (muhahahahaha)
Disclaimer: This didn't take long to write, plus it's my first Tabaluga fan fic. I hadly even know much about the show - so don't tease me. Anyway.on with it.
Scene 1: Arktos' castle
Arktos: "Those stupid Greenlanders make me sick! Their land is so full of life.ugggh! You know what I'm talking about don't you James?" James: "Yes you frozenness." Arktos: "Good. I'm glad someone does." James: "Yes.me too." (A polar bear enters the chamber.) Polar bear: "Arktos! I have bad news." Arktos: "Damn it.I'll pay you one ice cream if you go away!" Polar bear: "Yes sir!" (He leaves.) James: "I don't know your iceyness, maybe we should have heard him out?" Arktos: "Nonsence James! I don't want anything to spoil my day!" James: "Oh.very well.but what if it's Tabaluga?" Arktos: "Shut the hell up James! I don't care if it's Tabaluga! What's he gonna do?!" James: "The same thing that he always does.ruin your master plans." Arktos: "I don't have to listen to this crap! Get out!" James: "Yes sir." (He leaves the chamber.)
Scene 2: In Greenland
(A large group of Greenlanders are rallied outside the shrine. Tabaluga is making a speech to this group like a dictator.) Tabaluga: "So, do we all know the plan?" Voice from the crowd: "Umm.no." Tabaluga: "O hell's bells! For the last time, we enter Arktos' castle armed with snowballs, sticks and anything that you can hit someone with. The aim is to try to take control of the castle and stop Arktos. Comprendé? Crowd: "Yes!" Tabaluga: "Alright then, let's get going!" Digby: "Um, excuse me Tabaluga." Tabaluga: "What Digby?" Digby: "Nothing." Tabaluga: (sigh.) "Okay, let's go." Crowd: "Yeah!" (The crowd moves off as directed by Tabaluga, who flies above them.)
Scene 3: Arktos' castle
(The polar bear guards notice Tabaluga and his 'army' approaching.) Polar bear: "Oh no! Tabaluga! I must warn Arktos!" Other Polar bear: "Me too!" (The both run up to Arktos' royal chamber.) Polar bear: "Arktos! Tabaluga and the Greenlander's are approaching!" Arktos: "Oh drat! That darn Dragon! James! Get in here!" James: "Yes?" Arktos: "Tabaluga is approaching! Do something!" James: "Like what?" Arktos: "I don't know." (Tabaluga melts the ice wall with his dragon flame breath. He comes into the room with the Greenlanders behind him. He smirks at Arktos.) Arktos: "Tabaluga you bastard! How did you get in?" Tabaluga: "Arktos! You haven't learnt a thing! We will punish you for everything you've done, starting with your use of swear words. You don't need to swear, it's wrong!" (Digby aims at Arktos and throws his snowball. He instead hits Tabaluga on the head.) Tabaluga: "Now who the fuck did that?!" (Everyone points at Digby.) Digby: "Um, yeah." Tabaluga: "Never mind! Let's get 'em!" (The Greenlanders go after Arktos' servants, while Tabaluga goes after Arktos himself.) Tabaluga: (Hitting Arktos in the chest.) "Come on Arktos! You fight like a Nancy boy!" Arktos: "Grrrrr! I'll get you for that." Tabaluga: "I don't think so! Should I finish him off now?" Greenlanders: "Hell yeah!" Tabaluga: "Alright!" (Tabaluga breathes his dragon breath on Arktos, which melts him.) Greenlanders: "YAY!" Tabaluga: "That was too easy!" Digby: "Well, now you've defeated Arktos, what will we do next?" Tabaluga: "Well, now he's gone, there's no need to do anything else. We've won! Now let's all go home. Party at my place, free alcohol!" Greenlanders: "Woo hoo!" Tabaluga: "Let's get outta here!" (They all leave.) Polar bear: "What do we do now?" Other Polar bear: "Let's just go home." (The polar bears leave.) James: "Woo hoo! Now I'm the supreme ruler. Bow down to me, James!" (He does a victory dance.)
The end
Yes, this was a waste of time..but if was in a way worth it. I might write another one.only if ppl are interested. Good bye!
(rated M 15+ - course language, low level violence, low level sexual
references)
by dbrad86 (muhahahahaha)
Disclaimer: This didn't take long to write, plus it's my first Tabaluga fan fic. I hadly even know much about the show - so don't tease me. Anyway.on with it.
Scene 1: Arktos' castle
Arktos: "Those stupid Greenlanders make me sick! Their land is so full of life.ugggh! You know what I'm talking about don't you James?" James: "Yes you frozenness." Arktos: "Good. I'm glad someone does." James: "Yes.me too." (A polar bear enters the chamber.) Polar bear: "Arktos! I have bad news." Arktos: "Damn it.I'll pay you one ice cream if you go away!" Polar bear: "Yes sir!" (He leaves.) James: "I don't know your iceyness, maybe we should have heard him out?" Arktos: "Nonsence James! I don't want anything to spoil my day!" James: "Oh.very well.but what if it's Tabaluga?" Arktos: "Shut the hell up James! I don't care if it's Tabaluga! What's he gonna do?!" James: "The same thing that he always does.ruin your master plans." Arktos: "I don't have to listen to this crap! Get out!" James: "Yes sir." (He leaves the chamber.)
Scene 2: In Greenland
(A large group of Greenlanders are rallied outside the shrine. Tabaluga is making a speech to this group like a dictator.) Tabaluga: "So, do we all know the plan?" Voice from the crowd: "Umm.no." Tabaluga: "O hell's bells! For the last time, we enter Arktos' castle armed with snowballs, sticks and anything that you can hit someone with. The aim is to try to take control of the castle and stop Arktos. Comprendé? Crowd: "Yes!" Tabaluga: "Alright then, let's get going!" Digby: "Um, excuse me Tabaluga." Tabaluga: "What Digby?" Digby: "Nothing." Tabaluga: (sigh.) "Okay, let's go." Crowd: "Yeah!" (The crowd moves off as directed by Tabaluga, who flies above them.)
Scene 3: Arktos' castle
(The polar bear guards notice Tabaluga and his 'army' approaching.) Polar bear: "Oh no! Tabaluga! I must warn Arktos!" Other Polar bear: "Me too!" (The both run up to Arktos' royal chamber.) Polar bear: "Arktos! Tabaluga and the Greenlander's are approaching!" Arktos: "Oh drat! That darn Dragon! James! Get in here!" James: "Yes?" Arktos: "Tabaluga is approaching! Do something!" James: "Like what?" Arktos: "I don't know." (Tabaluga melts the ice wall with his dragon flame breath. He comes into the room with the Greenlanders behind him. He smirks at Arktos.) Arktos: "Tabaluga you bastard! How did you get in?" Tabaluga: "Arktos! You haven't learnt a thing! We will punish you for everything you've done, starting with your use of swear words. You don't need to swear, it's wrong!" (Digby aims at Arktos and throws his snowball. He instead hits Tabaluga on the head.) Tabaluga: "Now who the fuck did that?!" (Everyone points at Digby.) Digby: "Um, yeah." Tabaluga: "Never mind! Let's get 'em!" (The Greenlanders go after Arktos' servants, while Tabaluga goes after Arktos himself.) Tabaluga: (Hitting Arktos in the chest.) "Come on Arktos! You fight like a Nancy boy!" Arktos: "Grrrrr! I'll get you for that." Tabaluga: "I don't think so! Should I finish him off now?" Greenlanders: "Hell yeah!" Tabaluga: "Alright!" (Tabaluga breathes his dragon breath on Arktos, which melts him.) Greenlanders: "YAY!" Tabaluga: "That was too easy!" Digby: "Well, now you've defeated Arktos, what will we do next?" Tabaluga: "Well, now he's gone, there's no need to do anything else. We've won! Now let's all go home. Party at my place, free alcohol!" Greenlanders: "Woo hoo!" Tabaluga: "Let's get outta here!" (They all leave.) Polar bear: "What do we do now?" Other Polar bear: "Let's just go home." (The polar bears leave.) James: "Woo hoo! Now I'm the supreme ruler. Bow down to me, James!" (He does a victory dance.)
The end
Yes, this was a waste of time..but if was in a way worth it. I might write another one.only if ppl are interested. Good bye!