Messing with the world off Naruto - by ThiefSuzy
A/n – hehe… this is maybe a little messy, and I decided that they have… two-man rooms… and it is Fan-Jutsu, aka me messing with facts… and there migth be pairings… hmm… anyway, enjoy
Disclaimer: what? hmmm… I own this computer… my new MCR-musicy-thing, chokolate(bounty D ) … …aaaand… -searching at room- nope. No ownership of naruto… to bad
Warning: uh… cursing, mess, and maybe implied sex later? MAYBE! oh, and YAOI... D
Onto the story!!
Chappie 1: mixing upp the Akatsuki
-first, makes whats-his-fac-mr.-owner-of-naruto fall asleep, then, uses toxic gass that will mess up that world of naruto…- bwahaha… evrything is prepared… :3 (okay, here we go…)
it was early morning, breakfast. Of some stupid unknown reason, Sir Leader decided that breakfast was 7am each day. Kisame (for once) was early, so he, Zetsu, and Tobi had already began breakfast.
A blond, oversleepy person, with its hair loose, came inn.
"hey, I didn't know we had a female member in akatsuki!" Kisame sayd, with a surprised look on his face.
"what are you talking about, un?" said the blonde
"whoa, she talkes like Deidara!" Kisame said, now with an kinda shocked look on his face.
"ofcourse I talk like Deidara, un! I AM Deidara, un!" she said, a litle confused
"No, Deidara is a boy! Tobi knows that! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said, probably with a stupid face under his mask.
"yes, Deidara is a boy. A BOY, INDEED. and you are a girl. A VERY TASTY-LOOKING GIRL TOO. indeed." Said Zetsu, somewhat to himselth.
"that's redicoullus, un! Im a boy, un!" she said, now very confused.
She walked to the mirror, and a loud skream was heard trougth the Akatsuki lair.
-With Itachi-
Itachi had waked up early, ate breakfast, and and now he sat in his and Kisames room, reading a book. Kisame left just before he came back in.
Then a loud skream was heard from the kitchen.
He sighed, and put away his book. He started to walk down to the kitchen, where he saw an blonde… GIRL… sitting in a chair, while Zetsu , Tobi and Kisame stared at her.
"whats upp?" he asked.
"oh hey Itachi-San. It, ehh.. seems that this GIRL… is Deidara, or at least she thinks so…" Kisame said.
"I AM Deidara, un!" said… Deidara.
"dosent seem so" said Itachi, cold as ever.
"wait.. who are you?" Kisame said, stearing at… a girl who looked like Itachi.
"im Itachi, you idiot" said Itachi, somewhat annoyed.
"But-" but before Kisame could continue, Kakuzu came running in.
"OKAY, I wanna know WHY THE HECK some white-haired GIRL lies in the bed next to me!!" he said! "you have ANY IDEA how mutch new cloakes cost us?!?"
…there was an akward silence, when he saw the two girls in the kitchen. "MORE OF THEM?!?"
then Sir Leader walked in, with shadowy-thing on, as always. "why are you all yelling?" he said, in an calm, yet annoyed tone.
…akward silence number two. This time Kisame said something first "it seems as we got three new, FEMALE members in the Akatsuki, where two of them say they are Deidara and Itachi…"
Awkward silence number three… and then Sasori came walking in, only pants on "got any idea how LOUD you are?!?" evryone looked at him, and they're jaws dropped.
Awkvard silence, yet again… "…what?" Sasori said, VERY confused.
"…Danna, is that you, un?" Deidara finally said
"uh, yes, baka. Who did you think?… and why are you a girl?" Sasori said, finally seeing the two girls. Well, at least ONE of them…
"uh, Danna, un? You are not a puppet anymore, un…" the Blond said, looking very… BLONDE…
"…ehh?" Sasori said, looking down at himselth, not seeing wood and a wire, but flesh…
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS BEING SO FUCKING LOUD?!?" yelled a white-haired… girl…
"watch your mouth, Hidan!" Kakuzu said, by old habit.
"…Meeting in 5minutes!!" came SL(Sir Leader, but ill just write SL) 's (who left, but noone notised) voice from an random speaker.
-5(or more) minutes later, on the meeting-
"apparently, Itachi, Deidara, -" "WHY THE FUCK AM I LAST?!?" came Hidan's voice. "AS I tried to say, Itachi, Deidara and Hidan seem to have become female, and Sasori… well, is human…" There was ANOTHER awkvard silence, and then SL said "in order to fix this, you may have some time off, and do whatever you wish to do…" "WE CAN GO TO KONOHA!!" Tobi screamed happy. "yes, you can. Look at this as an vacation. Dismissed."
And then the meeting was over.
sooo... what ya think? my first fic. thank you very mutch, all you fanfic'-writers out there, you are the reason i dared to write this! -tears in eyes- THANK YOU SO MUTCH!!
oh, and please review, i wanna know that you think!! (and I apologice for my never-ending typing-mistakes… -sob- )
ThiefSuzy