Author's note: Hey everyone, here is the sequel to 'Ironhide's Revenge Ratchet's New Paintjob', enjoy! =D

"Hello" Autobot talking.

"Hello" Com-link.

Ironhide didn't think that a day would come when he would need Que's assistance, he hoped that the inventor would help him with his next prank, only this time it was on his daughter after she had stuffed confetti into his cannons. He arrived outside Que's lab, the double metal doors swished open automatically and Ironhide walked cautiously in, he could sense Que in here, so he walked further into the 'Lab of Explosions' as Sideswipe had jokingly dubbed it. Ironhide found Que in the office working on a small invention, and by the looks of it he hadn't heard the Weapons Specialist enter the lab, Ironhide stood in the doorway with his arms crossed over his chest.

Que jumped when someone cleared their vocals, he looked towards the doorway and was surprised to see Ironhide standing there with his arms crossed over his chest, he smiled "Ironhide" he greeted cheerfully "you never come here, good to see you"

Ironhide grunted as he walked over and leaned against the desk, then after a moment of silence he spoke "I need a favour from ya Que"

The Inventor raised an 'eyebrow' in surprise, it was very unusual for the black mech to ask a favour from him "What can I do for you?" he asked.

Ironhide looked at Que "I want you to make somethin' fer me" he replied.

"What?" the dark blue mech asked.

There was a pause as Ironhide smirked then said "A Cybertonian sized whoopee coushing"

Que thought his mouth would drop to the ground he was that shocked "A Cybertonian sized whoopee coushing?" he repeated making sure his Audio Receptors weren't malfunctioning.

Ironhide nodded "Yup" he replied simply.

Getting over his shock Que asked "Why do you need a Cybertonian sized whoopee coushing?"

"Remember when Snowbird pranked me by stuffing confetti into my cannons the Weapons Specialist replied, when he received a nod from the Inventor he continued "well I want to get even with her"

"And you need my help in achieving that" Que summarised, when Ironhide nodded he said "Ok, I'll help, it'll be done later on today"

The black mech nodded as he straightened up and gave Que a firm clap on the shoulder "Cheers Que" he said with a slight smile "com me when you're done, n' I'll come and get it"

The Inventor smiled "No problem Ironhide" he replied.

The Weapons Specialist did a nod then walked out the office, when the lab doors opened he nearly jumped out of his armour when he saw his Bondmate, he put a hand to his chest plates "Jesus Ratch" he said glaring at the Medic "tryin' to give me an early death"

Ratchet just looked confused, he knew his Bondmate never came to Que's lab "What are you doing here 'Hide?" he asked "you never come here"

After Ironhide's Spark had recovered he replied "I was askin' a favour from Que"

The Medic raised an 'eyebrow', what was his Mate up to "What're you up to 'Hide?" he asked suspiciously.

Ironhide sighed, he might as well 'spill it' as the humans say "Remember when Snowbird played that prank on me" he replied.

Ratchet smirked, oh he remembered the purple femme had stuffed his Bondmate's cannons with confetti "Yes I remember" he replied, then he chuckled "and if I remember correctly, Rebecca called you 'Confetti Cannons'"

The Weapons Specialist gave his Mate a mock glare "Yeah she did" he replied "anyway, basically I'm gonna get even with her like I did with you"

The Medic chuckled "What are you going to do to her?" he asked.

Ironhide smirked "I asked Que to make me a Cybertonian sized whoopee coushing" he replied, then he whispered in his Bondmate's Audio Receptor the rest of his plan.

When he finished Ratchet couldn't help but laugh, he had to admit it was a clever idea "That's clever 'Hide" he said after he recovered "I like that, now if you'll excuse me I need to get into Que's lab"

Ironhide chuckled as he walked past the Medic and stood in the hallway "Que said he'd com me when he's done it" he said to his Mate with a smirk.

The Medic shook his head with a smirk as the lab doors closed.

The Weapons Specialist went to his Workshop to work on his heavy Iron 2.0 whilst he waited for Que to finish his invention.

Two hours later Ironhide's Com-link buzzed, the black mech carefully put his Heavy Iron 2.0 down then answered his Com-link "This is Ironhide"

"Ironhide this is Que" the inventor's voice came through the Com-link "I have finished the whoopee coushing, I think you'll be very impressed with it because I searched the internet on whoopee coushings and I came up with a lot of results, so-"

"Ok Que" Ironhide interrupted the inventor "I don't need to know how you did it, I just want to see it"

"Well what are you waiting for" Que replied cheerfully "come and see it"

"Alright" the black mech replied "I'll be there in a minute, Ironhide out" he closed the connection, then with a sigh he got stood up and attached his Heavy Iron 2.0 to his back, then he walked out his Workshop to Que's room.

When he walked into Que's lab the inventor was in his office "Ah Ironhide" Que said with a smile then gestured towards the chair opposite "come take a seat and I'll get my invention"

Ironhide nodded as he walked towards the chair and sat down, what he didn't expect was a loud farting noise to emit from under his aft "What the frag?" he said as he stood up again and looked down at the silver whoopee coushing.

Que laughed "Well it works Ironhide" he said through his laughter.

Ironhide's cheek plates heated up in embarrassment, clearing his vocals he picked up the silver whoopee coushing and looked it over like a curious Sparkling, it looked exactly like a human whoopee coushing only Cybertonian sized, he nodded in approval "I'm impressed Que" he said to the Inventor.

Que smiled then said "All you do is blow it up Ironhide, then put it on a chair or under a coushing then wait till someone sits down"

Ironhide smirked, then he had a thought "What if someone detects it?" he asked.

The Inventor smirked "It's undetectable Ironhide, even you didn't detect or sense it" he replied.

The Weapons Specialist smirked impressed "Cheers Que" he said as he walked out the office "I owe you one"

"I wouldn't mind having my weapon upgraded" Que replied with a smirk.

"Deal" Ironhide replied "I'll see you later" and with that he walked out the lab with his new 'prank toy', now all he had to do now was put it under the coushing in the main part of the base.

When he walked into the main part of the base he was thankful that nobody was in here, his nose twitched a little as he tried to sense a presence, but nothing came back, the only presence was Bumblebee at the Shooting Range with his Charge Sam in the safety zone, with a smirk he blew up the whoopee coushing, when it was fully inflated he lifted the middle coushing on the Cybertonian sized sofa and put the whoopee coushing under it, then he put the coushing on top. All he had to do now was get his daughter, so he opened his Com-link to his daughter.

Snowbird was in her room drawing when her Com-link buzzed, she put down her pencil and answered the Com-link "Hello?"

"Hey Snowbird" her father's gruff voice came through the Com-link making the purple femme smile.

"Hey 'Hide" she replied "what can I do for you?"

"Well I was wonderin' if you'd like to have some Energon with me" Ironhide replied "y'know have some father daughter time"

Snowbird smiled, she loved spending time with her father "Of course 'Hide" she replied "I'll be there in a minute, Snowbird out" she closed the connection.

In the main part of the base Ironhide rubbed his hands together with a chuckle, then he heard Snowbird's door open he sat down the left side of the sofa and crossed his arms over his chest, when his daughter walked in he smiled "Hey kid" he greeted.

Snowbird smiled "Hey 'Hide" she greeted as she walked over.

Ironhide got to his feet "Why don't you take a seat" he said gesturing to the middle "and I'll get us both some Energon"

Snowbird smiled as her father walked towards the Energon dispenser, then she plopped down in the middle of the sofa and let out a surprised yelp when a loud farting noise emitted from the coushing, she heard her father burst out laughing and realised that she had been pranked.

Ironhide walked towards his daughter and wrapped his arms round her shoulders "That was for stuffing confetti in my cannons" he said through his laughter.

Snowbird couldn't help but laugh along, she had to admit it was a clever prank "Ok that was clever father" she said after she recovered from laughing.

Ironhide recovered from laughing and wiped his optics "I may be an old gruff" he replied "but that doesn't mean I can't have fun"

The purple femme giggled "You're not a gruff 'Hide" she replied "you're a big softie"

The black mech smiled as he kissed the side of his daughter's helm.

Snowbird smiled, then she had a thought "'Hide?"

"Hm?"

"How did you manage to get a whoopee coushing that big" she asked.

Ironhide smirked "Que made it" he replied "I owe him a weapon upgrade for helpin' me"

Snowbird smiled "I guess you processor does work" she teased, then laughed hysterically when her father ticked her hips "'Hide!"

"Say sorry" Ironhide teased as he continued to tickle his daughter's hips.

"S-sorry!" the purple femme managed to say through her laughing fit, when her father stopped tickling she flopped back on the sofa and was panting heavily.

The black mech chuckled as he wrapped his arms round his daughter's shoulders again, and they stayed like that enjoying each other's company.

The End

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