Wizard in Muggle Shoes

"Hey, Padfoot, you awake?" Came a soft voice from next to him. He rolled over onto his side, brushing his messy black hair out of his eyes.

"I am now, what is it?" He mumbled, sleep still blurring his vision. His blonde friend shrugged.

"We've got to do our project for muggle studies." Remus Lupin said. Black rolled back over onto his back, staring at the ceiling.

"I don't want to." He said, and Lupin shook his head.

"We have to spend a year as a muggle. Then, the following year, we have to come back and tell them what we learned. That's all it said in the project scroll." Lupin said, and Sirius shrugged.

"Fine. But do we still have to go to the muggle schools? I mean, come on. We don't know anything about that type of school. We learned some in class, but."He sat up, looking out the window. "Who else is doing the project? I mean, this year?" He asked.

"Umm, I believe James and JB are. Why do you ask?" Sirius merely shrugged. That was better. He'd hate to go without his friends. Peter wasn't exactly up to their standards, and he wouldn't do the project. For his grade he would do a one year study of spark plugs and how they effect muggle lives.

"Okay, well... I guess we'd better get going. Oh yeah, where are we going for this?" He asked, and Lupin took out a map that he had obviously gotten from the professor. "I thinks it's a town called Dougalus or something." He said, and Black nodded slowly.

"Douglas. That's a town in America. State of Massachusetts." He recited what his teacher had told him. He had been told where he was going before hand, but he had forgotten. "Let's go get James and JB and get on outa here." He said. He was eager to leave the school, though he didn't know how he'd fair when he couldn't use his magic.

"Yeah, but we'll have to tell one of the girls to get JB. Last time I tried to get up there, the stairs disappeared. I'd hate to think how they were remodeled last week." Sirius nodded again, rolling off the bed and hitting his head on the table. He cursed under his breath, quickly getting dressed and walking out into the Gryffindor Common Room. He glanced around, seeing James already up, just staring at the fire.

"Prongs, you know anyone who could wake JB up?" He asked, jumping the last few steps. James looked up then glanced behind him at Lily.

"Her?" He said, and Black shrugged.

"Hey, Evans. Go up and wake JB, will you?" Sirius said, and Lily raised and eyebrow.

"Why should I?" She asked, and Black glared.

"Because if she doesn't get up I'll have to wait to get outa this school." He said. Lily shook her head and left the common room, leaving Sirius to glare at the back of the portrait. James glanced up to the girls dorms, seeing the door open. JB stretched and walked out, wearing loose Jeans and a blue and white shirt.

"Hey JB, Why're you wearing Ravenclaw colors?" James asked, eyeing her cloths with dislike. She shrugged looking down at herself.

"The only red and gold cloths I had were my robes and such. I can't wear them in muggle schools. I'd be laughed at. So I wore these." She said, skipping down the last two steps, and walking over to Sirius.

"Morning, JB." He said, hugging her. She hugged him back.

"G'morning Sirius." She said and Sirius let go of her looking at her.

"I think you need to brush your hair." He said with a laugh. She took out her wand and created a small mirror in front of her. She laughed when she saw her hair.

"I look like a dragon!" She said running back to grab her brush, along with everything she'd bring to the muggle world. She jumped over the railing the second she could see the common room, landing next to James.

"Whoa, nice landing." He said, and she smirked.

"Course! Isn't it always? I'd fit right in muggle schools, but you guys will need some work. For starters." She looked at James as if someone was trying to figure out what was wrong with a fruit or something. Then she ripped off his Hogwarts patch on his shirt. "There, you're done." She said, grinning and walking over to Lupin. She immediately pulled his robe off, tossing it somewhere on the other side of the room.

"Hey, why'd you do that?" He asked and JB shook her finger in his face.

"I'd thought you would know, being one of the smartest in this bunch of people. Muggles don't wear robes." She said. "Only when they're getting out of the shower." She turned from Lupin, glancing at Sirius. Just about everything was wrong with his cloths. He was wearing khaki pants and a tight red and orange shirt. He was also wearing a tie, which didn't help at all.

"Whaat?" He asked. He saw he look, and he could tell she didn't approve of what he was wearing.

"You are going to need to work on that outfit. Do you have any tight pants? Or a looser shirt?" She asked, motioning to how the two didn't match. Sirius though and nodded.

"Both." He answered, she thought for a moment.

"Choose one, and change into them. Oh. and get rid of the tie." She said, laughing. Sirius nodded and walked off to his dorm, walking back down a few minutes later wearing tight black pants, and the same red and orange shirt. This time there was no tie. JB nodded her approval. "Nice. Now you've got it. Let's go!" She said, grinning.

They all walked out into the front hall, waiting for the signal that the train was there. Professor Dumbledore walked out into the hall way, and nodded that they could leave. They all ran out of the door, laughing and talking to each other.

"Moony, you and Prongs can choose your own compartment. Me and JB already know where we're going." He said, jumping up the stairs onto the train, JB right behind him. This was going to be a very eventful year.

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How did you guys like it? I thought it was pretty cool! I wonder how the four will fare in the muggle word, don't you? Well, R&R! Oh, sorry to anyone who thinks that Sirius wouldn't wear tight black pants, I think he'd look hott in them. Hmm... Maybe in one of the chapters he'll wear a Speedo... *fantasizes.* Okay, I'm done now! XD See ya next chapter!