Rashid glared at the surveillance cameras as if the news he had just gotten was their fault.
He still remembered meeting Quatre for the first time, little innocent Quatre. Rashid has always had a soft spot for the kid, along with the rest of the Maguanacs. All of them think of him as not only their master, but their family.
So that's why it hurt so much to find out that his sweet little innocent Quatre wanted to go on vacation with out them. A cruise. A. SINGLES. CRUISE.
The only consolation was that Quatre agreed to bring along his two body guards who had been with him for about five years.
When Heero found out about the cruise he merely grunted.
When they told Wufei, he had been ecstatic. For days now he has been going on-and-on about how he is going to be flirting with all of the VERY hot single women who will look gorgeous in their scantily clad bodies.
At that thought Rashid was almost able to break himself out of his somber mood and snicker. After hearing Wufei's reaction nobody had had the heart to tell him that they were scheduled to go on a GAY singles cruise… oh well…
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Standing on the dock, Quatre closed his eyes to take in the pleasant sunshine and salty sea breeze. Being the son of a billionaire, this wasn't exactly the first time he had ever taken a cruise. Yet it was still a nice change of pace from his hectic life on L4.
Quatre then opened his eyes to look up at The Flaming Passion. It looked majestic there in port. Or it could have just been Quatre's anticipation of finding a shipload of nothing but hot single males that made the ship look so promising.
Quatre looked over to Wufei and saw that he was practically thrumming with anticipation. 'Huh… I didn't know Wufei was gay…'
Then he heard whistling and looked over at Heero.
'What the hell… WHY the hell is Heero whistling?'
Quatre listened for a few more seconds while he figured it out and then smacked Heero's arm.
"HEERO… Don't whistle the Gilligan's Island theme!"
"Why not? It's catchy…"
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Heero rolled his eyes at Wufei.
They had been employed under Quatre for five years, you would have thought that he would have noticed that Quatre was gay before two hours after the ship had launched.
It hadn't been pretty when he found out he was on a singles gay cruise. Especially since it was a sixty year old man hitting on him that finally burst his bubble.
Anyway, Wufei had refused to leave the cabin for the last two days.
Heero also had to try very hard to not roll his eyes at Quatre.
Quatre had been out and about meeting people, but five hours after the ship launched it hit.
Now Quatre was hovering over the toilet trying to not throw up. He had a severe case sea sickness.
So Heero had also been stuck in the cabin for two days. Mostly because when he would try to go out and enjoy himself Quatre would threaten to fire him.
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Heero smiled to himself. SURE, they had spent the first two days holed up in the cabin, but now Quatre and himself were on deck and enjoying themselves. Quatre was in the pool and thoroughly enjoying the attention that was receiving. Heero was just glad that his employer had stopped throwing up everywhere.
Heero sat back on the lawn chair that was conveniently close to the pool. Yes, everything was fantastic. Quatre had even convinced Wufei to join in the poker tournament.
'Wufei had gotten really excited at the prospect. He muttered something like, "Just like taking candy from a baby." I wonder how THAT's going?'
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"Hello gays."…. "uh. guys. Mind if I join in?"
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Wufei came stalking into the dining room and walked directly towards Heero. He sat roughly on the chair across from Heero and both of them stared at Quatre eating with a group males that were all vying for his attention.
"So… how did the poker game go?"
"mrmrmrmrmbs."
"What was that? I couldn't hear you."
Wufei glared.
"They totally kicked my ass."
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AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Thank you for reading.
The "Hey gays…guys" comment was from a movie I watched in a hotel room a while back. It was about a guy who was dumped by his fiancé so his friend badgered him into going on a singles cruise to get back into the dating game. Except they pissed off the travel agent. So the agent booked them for a gay singles cruise ship without telling them. It was a pretty funny movie, however I didn't watch the whole thing, and don't remember what it was called.