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Brownies
One day our favorite captain James T. Kirk was craving a certain chocolaty dessert…Brownies. Here are some of the following conversations that occur because of this craving:
"BONES" Jim shouted from across the Med Bay. "What Jim" Bones sighed as the blonde stormed over to him. "I want some brownies" Kirk declared as he came to a stop. "I don't have any" Bones sighed as he went over his PADD. "Well then get me some" Kirk demanded striding after the irritated Bones. "Damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a brownie fetcher" Bones ground out as he stormed from the room.
"SPOOOCK" Kirk whined, drawing out the O in his name. "Yes Captain" Spock said, turning from his station on the bridge to face the Captain. "I want some brownies and I don't know how to get them" Kirk continued to whine. Spock simply sighed and walked over to the food replicator that was near the elevator. He quickly typed something in and came back with a brownie the size of his hand, which was big to say the least.
Kirk stared wide eyed as Spock handed him the brownie saying "Here you go Jim." Kirk, with a huge grin on his face, shot up and out of the room shouting something about showing Bones his brownie. "Oh god Spock" Uhura started in a grave tone "What have you done?"
"Bones look Spock got me a brownie" Jim exclaimed as he once again burst into the Med Bay. "I am happy for you Jim" Bones said looking down at his PADD. As one of the nurses passed he said "Brownies suck" under his breath. Suddenly Kirk was tense and he said "Freeze" in his Captain voice. The nurse froze and spun to face him.
"Bones…hold my brownie" Kirk said, dead serous. "Damn it Jim I'm…" Bones started to say before he was cut off by and enraged "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE JUST HOLD THE BROWNIE!" Slowly McCoy grabbed the huge brownie from Jim. Suddenly Kirk swung and hit the nurse square in the jaw. Taking back his brownie Kirk said "And that was for brownies everywhere" before walking off.
Slowly Jim looked up from his seat in his Captain's chair. "Mr. Spock" he said. "Yes Captain" the Vulcan replied as he came into view. "Why is there chocolate stuff all over me" Kirk questioned. Spock raised an eyebrow as he said "You just ate 20 substantially sized brownies." Kirk nodded before saying "That would explain the stomach ache. Would you all excuse me a moment." With that Kirk ran out of the room at full sprint leaving a confused crew behind.
THE END!
Okay so i know this is not my usual thing but my sister and i were eating brownies and then this spawned so if you like it review i you dont like it review or just dont review...do whatever. oh and this is NOT to be taken seriously.
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