Michelo's secret
Narrator: Michelo begins stashing the body in the closet when there is a knock on the door.
Michelo: Just a minute.
Mezzina: It's the police; you guys don't have a minute.
Michelo: (opens the door) Officer Mezzina, what a surprise. I was not expecting you this morning.
Mezzina: Any particular reason you would be.
Michelo: No, of course not. So what's going on?
Mezzina: Well, a certain officer has gone missing a few days ago. Interestingly, he is an officer who has been investigating one of your "so-called businesses."
Michelo: Hey, what are you implying?! I make an honest living at my restaurant and hotel.
Mezzina: I heard your hotel was turning a "whore house."
Michelo: Hey, Hotel Hot Beds is a perfectly reputable 2 star hotel with a perfectly fair daily and hourly rate.
Mezzina: Yes, I can imagine.
A moan comes from the closet.
Mezzina: What was that?
Michelo: What was what?
Mezzina: A moan, it was obvious what I just heard.
Michelo: Uh.. That was um uh, my stomach. I'm hungry.
Mezzina: Oh well, then you know the penalty for killing a cop is death, even some one like you. You will not be able to weasel your way out of it this time.
Michelo: Oh really, that's well interesting.
Mezzina: Do you mind if I take a look in your closet?
Michelo: No,don't go in my closet!
Mezzina: Why not?
Michelo: Because it's dirty, it's embarrassing. I don't want you seeing the mess.
Mezzina: Oh really?
Michelo: Yes, really.
Mezzina: So what "stuff" is in there?
Michelo: Clothes, what else it's a closet.
You don't think we have skeletons in the closet. Do you?
Mezzina: Well, I'd like to see it.
Michelo: Why do you see my dirty clothes, you pervert?
Another moan is heard in the closet.
Mezzina: Now, I know I heard something definitely.
Michelo: It must've been a rat. Unfortunately, we have a bad rodent problem.
Mezzina: OH MY GOD! REALLY? I HATE RATS! DON'T LET IT GET ME! DON'T LET IT GET ME!!
Michelo: Run, Mezzina run!
Mezzina runs out of the buildingMichelo: Ha, I never thought a rat could scare away a "pig."