ALL THE THINGS I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM SPIDER-MAN
1)BE FLEXIBLE
2)MAKE MORE FRIENDS THAN ENEMIES BECAUSE FRIENDS DIE OFF, BUT ENEMIES BUILD UP
3)WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
4)TRUST EVERYONE, BUT ALSO TRUST YOURSELF
5)THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE
6)EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DEAD, THEY'RE NEVER REALLY GONE
7) A BIG MOUTH MAY GET YOU IN TROUBLE, BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE NEVER BORED
8) TRY IT ONCE, MAKE HIM CRAZY. TRY IT TWICE, YOU ARE LAZY. TRY IT THRICE, YOU'RE DEAD.
9)RUSTY IMPLIES PAST SUCCESS
10)DON'T EVER LET A FRIEND TEACH YOU SOMETHING. YOU'LL EITHER LOSE YOUR FRIEND OR YOUR SANITY.
11)BLUSHING AND ACNE ARE OFTEN THE SAME... IF ONLY AFTER A KISS
12) SOMETIMES THE WORLD LOOKS BETTER UPSIDE-DOWN
13) NOTHING WORKS BETTER THAN A RIGHT TO THE JAW
14) LINGER AT DOORWAYS-YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED
15) DON'T GET OVERCONFIDENT
16) THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND SOMETIMES WORKS
17) CLONES ARE PEOPLE TWO
18) NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, YOU'RE STILL YOU
19) MONEY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
20) DON'T DO DISCO
21) NEVER TRUST A CAT
22) THE ONLY WAY TO NAVIGATE A WEB OF LIES IS TO BE A SPIDER. SOMETIMES NOT EVEN THEN
23) LEARN TO PLAY DEAD
24) BE LOYAL, BUT THINK FOR YOURSELF
25) YOU CAN ALWAYS USE A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDS
26) EVERYONE HAS SPIDER-SENSE. SOMETIMES IT IS CALLED COMMON-SENSE
27) BRAINS ARE GOOD, BUT A LITTLE BRAWN ALWAYS HELPS
28) DON'T TRUST ANYTHING YOU CAN DO MENTALLY. IF IT CAN READ YOUR MIND, IT CAN AFFECT IT
29) IF YOU CANT STOP IT, SMASH IT
30) JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN PEOPLE AREN'T REALLY OUT TO GET YOU
31) EVERY GUY HAS HIS GWENDY
32) EVERY GIRL HAS A LITTLE BIT OF M.J.
33) SAPPY CAN BE GOOD
34) DON'T EAT ANYTHING THAT MOVES
35) FORGET THE SHINING ARMOR, GO FOR SPANDEX