The Facts of Life
Hola! This is a lame attempt at humor so be nice!!! Please read the author's note at the end.
One Saturday afternoon, a seven-year old Bra finished playing with Barbies. She went to the bathroom to try and put on make-up like her mom when her stomach growled. Being a Saiyan, she couldn't stop thinking about food. "I'll get something from the kitchen," she decided.
She walked past her parents room, when her sensitive ears heard an animalistic growl come from the room. Being as curious as she was, she opened the door and gasped. Trunks was banging a purple-haired girl.
Bra opened her mouth to scream, but her mouth was muffled and she dematerialized outside.
"Don't scream, B-chan," a kind voice said. Bra recognized it as Goten. She wriggled out of his grasp and looked up at him, eyes huge with fear.
"Goten-San, what was Trunks doing to his secretary?"
Goten gave her a sheepish grin. "You are to young to understand."
Bra glared at him. "No, I'm not! I'm seven and a half years old!! Tell me or else I'll ask my Daddy when he comes back from the store!!!"
Since Goten was scared to death of Vegita, he decided to tell her. "Okay, okay. Well you know how boys and girls have different body parts," he began and when he was finished, she still had a blank look on her face.
"Different parts? Could you show me?" Bra asked innocently.
Goten sweat-dropped. "That would be inappropriate."
"Oh. Well why do people do that to each other? I don't get that part."
"Because they are attracted to each other or love each other," he replied.
"Ewww. Trunks loves her? I don't like that girl. She called me a little kid," Bra pouted.
"Trunks doesn't love her," Goten said, "He's just a totally different story."
"Oh."
They were silent for a few minutes until Bra decided to talk. "How did you know what was happening?"
Goten gave another sheepish grin. "I was supposed to be look out, but I was eating so..."
Bra rolled her eyes then smiled. "Hey, Goten. Bet you can't catch me!" she taunted and the played in the yard, completely forgetting about food and the facts of life.
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Okay, well I thought of this in the spur of the moment. Now I'm going to write a lemon for my twentieth story and tell me who you want it to be about!!! And my fic, School of Love, has over 100 hits, but only 11 reviews. *sigh* And I'm sorry Marron fans for Spending the Night at Capsule Corp!! Okay please review!!!
Hola! This is a lame attempt at humor so be nice!!! Please read the author's note at the end.
One Saturday afternoon, a seven-year old Bra finished playing with Barbies. She went to the bathroom to try and put on make-up like her mom when her stomach growled. Being a Saiyan, she couldn't stop thinking about food. "I'll get something from the kitchen," she decided.
She walked past her parents room, when her sensitive ears heard an animalistic growl come from the room. Being as curious as she was, she opened the door and gasped. Trunks was banging a purple-haired girl.
Bra opened her mouth to scream, but her mouth was muffled and she dematerialized outside.
"Don't scream, B-chan," a kind voice said. Bra recognized it as Goten. She wriggled out of his grasp and looked up at him, eyes huge with fear.
"Goten-San, what was Trunks doing to his secretary?"
Goten gave her a sheepish grin. "You are to young to understand."
Bra glared at him. "No, I'm not! I'm seven and a half years old!! Tell me or else I'll ask my Daddy when he comes back from the store!!!"
Since Goten was scared to death of Vegita, he decided to tell her. "Okay, okay. Well you know how boys and girls have different body parts," he began and when he was finished, she still had a blank look on her face.
"Different parts? Could you show me?" Bra asked innocently.
Goten sweat-dropped. "That would be inappropriate."
"Oh. Well why do people do that to each other? I don't get that part."
"Because they are attracted to each other or love each other," he replied.
"Ewww. Trunks loves her? I don't like that girl. She called me a little kid," Bra pouted.
"Trunks doesn't love her," Goten said, "He's just a totally different story."
"Oh."
They were silent for a few minutes until Bra decided to talk. "How did you know what was happening?"
Goten gave another sheepish grin. "I was supposed to be look out, but I was eating so..."
Bra rolled her eyes then smiled. "Hey, Goten. Bet you can't catch me!" she taunted and the played in the yard, completely forgetting about food and the facts of life.
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Okay, well I thought of this in the spur of the moment. Now I'm going to write a lemon for my twentieth story and tell me who you want it to be about!!! And my fic, School of Love, has over 100 hits, but only 11 reviews. *sigh* And I'm sorry Marron fans for Spending the Night at Capsule Corp!! Okay please review!!!