Akatsuki Daycare

Disclaimer: I DON'T own Naruto or any of the characters.

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Pein and Kohan were having a very hard time taking care of the little kids in their Daycare center.

"Kisame, give Itachi his crayons back!" Kohan praticly yelled.

"B-but I need them!!!" Kisame whined. Kohan sighed. She noticed that Akira was tugging on her pants.

"Whats' wrong Aki-chan?" Kohan asked. Akira just pointed to the bathroom door. "Do you need to go?" Akira nodded. Kohan smiled and carried Akira to the bathroom.

"Hi-chan, give me my doll back!!!" Kyoko shouted.

"NO! I need it for something you little mouse." Hidan said. He took his scyth and cut the head off of Kyoko's doll. Kyoko screamed.

"What is it now?" Pein asked.

"Hi-chan took my doll and cut it's head off!!" Kyoko said.

"Dei-chan, my hair is way longer than yours." Natsuhime said.

"Not really, un. My hair is at least 3inches longer, un." Deidara protested. Natsuhime took a pair of scissors and choped the 3 inches off.

"Now my hair is longer." Natsuhime said. Deidara started to cry. Natsuhime just ran off laughing. Kakuzu was sitting in a corner all alone.

"Akira hates me." he whispered to himself.

"No she doesn't. She just won't talk. Every time I say your name to er she blushes. She likes you a lot." Sasori said. Kakuzu had a shocked look on his face.

"Really?" He questioned. Sasori nodded.

"It's nap time, you guys." Pein said. Everyone except for Akira, who was already asleep groaned.