Hatchetness
I don't own Hatchet
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"Agh! I HATE being in the wilderness all alone! AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
"The Split.
"The Secret.
"The Split.
"The Secret.
"The Split.
"The Split.
"The Secret.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Then, a magical fairy appeared! "Want me to replace that hatchet with something else?"
"Yeah. A radio with my favorite song," said Brian.
"What song?"
"I dunno. One that describes me."
"Bibitty bobbity boo!!" sang the fairy.
"... are you okay?" asked Brian.
"Yeah! Anyway, here's your radio!" she snapped, and then she teleported away.
Brian turned on the radio "Dear diary, my life is a swirling abyss." came the sound out of the radio.
"HEY! WHO PUT THE SONG "EMO KID" IN MY RADIO?!!!!!!!!"
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