A/N- Yet another present to Tensei-San, I need to learn not to bribe her with one-shots... eventually I will run out of ideas... ::puppy eyes::
Disclaimer: Not mine.
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NOT NOT NOT
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Quatre beamed at his reflection in the mirror. Shopping bags lay abandoned behind him on the bed. His reflection grinned back at him, mimicking hiss thumbs up as though mocking him. He gave a final nod to his reflection before turning to leave the room.
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Duo stared at his friend, violet eyes widening in shock. "QUATRE YOU LOOK SO GAY!"
The little blonde's smile immediately wavered, then fell. "I... I don't. It's... pretty."
"Pretty? Quatre only gay men use that word." Duo's eyes flickered as he broke into a small smile. "YOU'RE GAY!!!"
Quatre's lower lip trembled. "I am not gay."
"Are too."
"Am not." A genuine wail of distress rose from the Arabian's slight frame. Just because he'd bought that beautiful lavender shirt did not mean he was gay did it? And the lace at the collar was a nice touch.
"Are too, you look like the Asian Prince!" Duo's eyes widened. "You sent him that e-mail didn't you."
"He's just my friend! Duo, I am not gay and you mustn't say such things." Tears rolleed freely down the blonde boy's face.
"ARE SO!"
"AM NOT!"
"TOO TOO TOO!"
"NOT NOT NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"I am not gay!" Quatre collapsed on the floor then in a puddle of tears.
Trowa appeared in the doorway before moving to kneel next to his fallen friend. Silent emerald orb peered at Duo in question.
Duo simply shrugged. Quatre latched himself onto Trowa. "Please, please tell him that I'm not g..g..g..gay!!!" He wailed even louder now. "My shirt is pretty isn't it Trowa?"
"Yes, it's very pretty Quatre. Duo..." He trailed off, glaring now. A moment later, only his lips moved for Duo to see. "He's in denial."
"I'M NOT GAY!" Quatre held onto Trowa's shirt and wept.