Death Dealers

Summary: A new kid moves into town and is about to change everything.

18 year old seniors Stan, Kyle, and Kenny were talking in lunch at South Park High.

Kyle: Did you hear about that new kid?

Stan: Yeah, he's in Wendy's 1st period. She said he looked emo wearing all black and wasn't paying attention. His name is Blade Knife.

Kenny: Did you see his bad ass car?

Stan: No what was it?

Kenny: It was a 1970's black GTO.

Stan: coo…

Clyde (off screen): Fight!

Every student in south park high sprinted into the halls to see who was fighting. When they got there they saw Blade Knife (wearing a black muscle shirt, black jeans, black military boots and two knives in their sheaths) holding Craig in the air with one hand and smashing him down to the ground.

Stan: Whoa. Craig's never been beaten before.

Kenny looks at Blade and sees scars and tattoos covering his arms. He walks up to him.

Kenny: Blade right?

Blade: yeah.

Kenny: Nice moves.

Blade: hmm.

Kenny: How did you learn them?

Blade: 6 years of being General of the military. 3 of them being tortured.

Kenny: That's tough. Why'd you get the tats? I'm guessing the scars are from being tortured.

Blade: They are and I got them to cover up most of the scars and burns. It didn't work as good as I first planned, and it hurt like hell.

Kenny looks down at the blades.

Kenny: Where'd you get the blades?

Blade pulled out two blades with gold lettering that Kenny couldn't read and a black handle.

Blade: Family antiques. I got them when my father was gunned down by a gang. I killed my first man with them.

Blade puts the Blades away.

Kenny: What does the Gold lettering say, I can't read it?

Blade: Of course you can't, it's in Greek. It say's Never surrender. Never back down.

Kenny: Cool. Why is it in Greek.

Blade: It's in Greek because Alexander the great is my relative and made them out of silver and gold. They are unbreakable.

Stan (running towards them): Hey Kenny.

Kenny: Hey Stan. This is Blade, Blade this is Stan.

Blade: Sup.

Stan: Sup. Your new right.

Blade: yep.

Stan: Where are you from?

Blade: Somewhere from Iraq.

Stan: Oh.

Ring, ring, ring

Stan: Got to get to Chem., come on Kenny. Where you going Blade?

Blade: Advanced Chem.

Kenny: Advanced?

Blade: Yeah I'm actually really smart.

Stan: Ok. See you latter.