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Disk 1- Shirley's Shrine- When they're dragoon spirits glow in front of dragon Carving
Dart, Rose, & Lavitz are all standing together. All the Dragoon Spirits glow except for Darts.
"Hey, why isn't my dragoon spirit glowing?"-Dart
Director: Dart you broke the Dragoon Spirit?!
Rose: You idiot
Lavitz: How can you break a rock?
Dart: I didn't break it!
Lavitz: Whatever
Dart: I didn't BREAK THE DAMN THING!
Rose pushes Dart into the water.
Dart sinking in water: H, Hey I cant swim with all this armor.
Dart sinks and can be seen shaking his fists from the bottom of the pool.
Director: Rose! now how are we going to get him back up?!
Rose: ......
Lavitz: Does anyone here even want him back up?
No one raises there hand, except Shana.
Neo, Albert, Meru, & Haschel who had been standing near Shana all edge away.
They finally manage to get Dart out of the water and dried off.
Director: Take 2! Lets try again....
Take 2
Dart, Rose, & Lavitz are all standing around. Rose & Lavitz's Dragoon Spirits start to glow. Darts once again fails to shine.
Rose: Dart again!
Dart: I'll get it to work
*Half an hour passes*
Haschel calls off set: We would like to finish this scene sometime this year!
Lavitz: This is taking forever...
Dart shakes his dragoon spirit and it glows.
Dart: I knew I could get it to work
The Dragoon Spirit glows too brightly and everyone is blinded by a red light.
Kongol: Kongol cant see!
Miranda: Dart turn off that light!
Director: Dart you @#%$ your ruining the scene
They all suddenly here a splash of water and the light goes out but dart is no where to be seen & the dragoon spirit is at the waters edge.
Crystal: O_o; What happened to Dart?
Lavitz: heh heh heh
Rose: Oops...
Every one looks in water to find dart.
Director:.....
They once again pull out Dart and get him dried off.
Director: That's it! one more time!
Take 3
Rose, Lavitz, & Dart are all standing around. Rose & Lavitz's Dragoon Spirits begin to glow. Once again Dart's fails to do so.
Dart: No not again!
Rose: DO SOME THING ABOUT IT!
Dart shakes his Dragoon Spirit
Dart: Hey my spirit is too slippery!
Dragoon Spirit Slips out of Darts hand and goes flying into the water. Everyone watches the Dragoon Spirit sink slowly in the water.
Dart: heh heh heh...sorry?
Director: Who put oil on Darts Dragoon Spirit?!
Meru & Haschel each run into they're dressing rooms laughing.
Disk 1- Hellena-Lavitz Dies
Dart is holding Lavitz.
Dart: Lavitz!!!
Lavitz dies.
Dart:...
Lavitz starts laughing.: HA ha ha ha ha ha
Dart drops Lavitz.
Director: Cut! Lavitz your supposed to be DEAD!
Lavitz sits up: But it's so -ha ha ha ha!
Director:.....
Lavitz: I don't want to die! Besides I am one of the coolest characters!
Dart: Sure you are....
Lavitz: Why cant we kill Shana off.
Shana: Hey! I am one of the best characters in the game.
All:....
Lloyd: Whatever...
Haschel: That's not a bad idea
Shana: W, What?!
LoD cast all come charging at Shana carrying pitch forks, shovels, and some are carrying torches.
Director: Why?! Why?! Why must I go through this?
Disk 1- Cave you go through to get to Bale-Fight With the Cave Guardian
The Cave Guardian is in the wall (you know when you can't attack it.)
Dart tries to attack and misses: Shana you attack you can only reach it.
Shana: Ok
*Fifteen Minutes Later*
Lavitz: Shana shouldn't you have attacked the cave guardian by now?!
Shana: uh… yeah, I sort of ran out of arrows....
Dart & Lavitz slap there their foreheads
Cast:....
Neo: BWHAHAHAAHA!!! I TOLD YOU Bow & Arrows are the worst weapons!
Shana:...
Director: That's it! next scene!
Backstage before End of game scene movie:
Everyone (I mean everyone) is talking to each other waiting for dart to finish getting ready.
Director: Ok now that that the stage is set up some one go get Dart.
Meru: I'll do it.
Meru walks into Darts dressing room and a few seconds later is running out screaming.
Meru running to her dressing room: AHHHHHHH OH MY SOA! OH MY SOA!
Everyone watches Meru with a puzzled look.
Neo rolls eyes: Fine I'll do it.
Neo walks into Dart's dressing room and a few seconds later is running and hiding behind Albert
Neo: Oh man, Dart you @#$%!
Albert:?
Haschel slaps forehead: How hard is it to get Dart out of his dressing room?!
Haschel walks into darts dressing Room and soon comes out crying and runs into his own dressing room.
Miranda: !@#$, @#$% @#$% how @#$% hard is it?
Miranda walks into dressing room and walks out crying a few seconds later
Lloyd: What kind of wimps are you?
Lloyd walks into dressing room and soon comes out running and yelling
Lloyd running out of Darts Room: DART YOU @#$% @#$% @#$% PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHS ON!!!!!!!!
Dart soon comes out of dressing (wearing cloths) room blushing.
Kongol: eww
Shana: Dart!
Albert: I feel sick...
Rose: You have all that armor you might as well KEEP IT ON
Zieg: He only does it for show...
Shana: DART...
Director: *repeats himself* Why me? Why O Why does it have to be me?
