Fun with directing
Author's note: Keep in mind I'm insane. The following scenes from Lunar have been morphed
to meet my needs. I would like to inform the respeceted directors who's scenes are going
to be mixed into Lunar that I loved thier films *cough*... If you are still offended, I would
also like to say that Quinn did it. If he denies it kill him, then ask Steve or Joe.
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"Luna's boat scene by James Cameron of Titanic."
Luna:(Leans over the side of the ship.) (Sighs staring up at the moon.)
Alex:(Walks up behind her) Hi Luna...
Luna:(Smile's lightly) Hi Alex...
Alex:What's wrong? Oh well it dosen't matter.
Luna:What..?
Alex:(Smiles widely) I say we go around the ship laughing like idiots.
Luna: Why?
Alex: Otherwise we couldn't have sex in the cargo room could we?
Luna: EXCUSE ME? (Angry)
Alex: Come on, it'll be fun!
Luna: (SLAP!)
Alex:OW! (Smiles) You know what? I think you're mad...You know what I do when I'm mad...?
(Leans off the edge of the ship) I'M KING OF THE W--
Luna: (SHOVE!)
Alex: (Splash)
Luna: HMPH! (Walks away)
Nall:... You idiot!
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"Final Battle by Robert Rodrigues of El Mariachi and Desparado (And spy kids, but I won't go there)"
Party: (Walks in wearing suits)
Ghaleon: (Sweatdrops)
Alex: (Pulls out... AN OCARINA CASE!)
Others: (Pull out other random instrument cases)
Alex: (says nothing) (Holds up ocarina case)
Ocarina case: (Start's firing bullets randomly)
Ghaleon: (Sweatdrops trying to block the bullets)
Skrawny fourteen year old Henchmen with waterguns: (start attacking party) (Squirt squirt!)
Mia: (Hits henchmen over head with flute/knife)
Kyle: (Randomly hits henchmen over the head with his crowbar/trumpet)
Jessica: (Hits people with her tuba case, mostly scaring them away)
Nash: (Holds up his guitar case)
Case: (shoots out a bazooka shot, blow everyone up)
All: (Look at Nash)
Alex: THANKS ALOT NASH!
Nash What?!
Ghaleon: (Coughs out smoke and dies)
Jessica: You ruined it for the rest of us!
Kyle: Yeah you bastard!
Mia: No habla ingles.
All: (Look at Mia)
Mia: Donde es mi carte verde?
All: (look at eachother sweat dropping)
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"Outside the Female cleansing shrine by Russle Crowe of Brave heart"
Kyle: (painted several differn't colors) We will not stand for this!
Nash: (Colored similarly to Kyle, wearing a skirt) It's our right as a man!
Alex: ... Whats witht he skirt Nash? Are you using it to represent the quilt?
Nash:... Quilt..? Why would I wear a quilt?
Alex and Kyle: (take one step away from Nash)
Alex: THEY CAN TAKE OUR SOAP! BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR NUDITY!
Nash and Kyle: (Cheer)
All: (Rush into the shrine, then finally realize that they were at the male shrine the whole time)
Alex and Kyle: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nash: ...Alex... Is that you touching my ass...?
Burly Male Voice: Hello there...
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"Random Battle by Tom Tykwer of Run Lola Run"
Party: (Stare blankly for a minute.)
Creature: (Glare, Roar)
All: (Run)
German Techno Music: (Starts playing loudly)
All: (Turn into cartoon characters as they run down the stairs)
Mia: (Trips over a dog and breaks neck) (Blood drips around her as she stares blankly into space)
All: (Crowd around her)
Mia: (Imagines past images)
Mia: (In memory) Nash...? (Lying in bed next to Nash)
Nash: hmm..?
Mia: Do you love me?
Nash: Of course I do.
Mia: How do you know?
Nash: How does anyone know?
Mia: If I died tommarrow, what would you do?
Nash: Mia... Your not dead yet.
Mia: (wakes up) No.
All: (Run backwards in time)
Party: (Stare blankly for a minute)
Creature: (Glare, Roar)
All: (Run, turning into cartoon characters)
German Techno Music that is vaguely familiar: (Starts playing)
Mia: (Jumps over the random dog)
Jessica: (Gets pulled back by Kyle who jumps over her)
Creature: (Tackles and mauls Jessica)
Jessica: (Imagines past images)
Jessica: (In memory) Nash...? (Lying in bed next to Nash)
Nash: hmm..?
Jessica: Do you love me?
Nash: Of course I do.
Jessica: How do you know?
Nash: How does anyone know?
Jessica: If I died tommarrow, what would you do?
Nash: Jessica... Your not dead yet.
Jessica: (Wakes up) No.
All: (Runs backwards in time)
Party: (Stare blankly for a minute)
Creature: (Glare, Roar)
Alex:... Hey does this seam familiar to anyone?
Nall:..A litte...
Nash Mia Kyle and Jessica: (Have already run off by now)
Creature: (Growl, Roar, Tackle Maul)
Alex: OH DEAR GODDESS! (being ripped to shreds) OH THE HUMANITY!
Alex: (Imagines past images)
Alex:(In Memory) Nash...? (Lying in bed next to Nash)
Nash: hmm..?
Alex:... Wait a minute... OH GOD!
Nash: (smiles) Don't act like you didn't like it
Alex:(wakes up) AAAAAHHHH (Eaten)
Author's Note: Okay, I don't mean to offend any Nash fans by calling him gay, I actually concider him
one of my favorite characters. I also didn't mean to offend any homo-sexuals by comparing them with Nash.
I am actually an activist in gay/lesbian/bi rights, keep in mind its a joke. Oh yeah, and for any homo-sexual
Nash fans.... ^^''' sorry.
Want more? Review.
Author's note: Keep in mind I'm insane. The following scenes from Lunar have been morphed
to meet my needs. I would like to inform the respeceted directors who's scenes are going
to be mixed into Lunar that I loved thier films *cough*... If you are still offended, I would
also like to say that Quinn did it. If he denies it kill him, then ask Steve or Joe.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Luna's boat scene by James Cameron of Titanic."
Luna:(Leans over the side of the ship.) (Sighs staring up at the moon.)
Alex:(Walks up behind her) Hi Luna...
Luna:(Smile's lightly) Hi Alex...
Alex:What's wrong? Oh well it dosen't matter.
Luna:What..?
Alex:(Smiles widely) I say we go around the ship laughing like idiots.
Luna: Why?
Alex: Otherwise we couldn't have sex in the cargo room could we?
Luna: EXCUSE ME? (Angry)
Alex: Come on, it'll be fun!
Luna: (SLAP!)
Alex:OW! (Smiles) You know what? I think you're mad...You know what I do when I'm mad...?
(Leans off the edge of the ship) I'M KING OF THE W--
Luna: (SHOVE!)
Alex: (Splash)
Luna: HMPH! (Walks away)
Nall:... You idiot!
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"Final Battle by Robert Rodrigues of El Mariachi and Desparado (And spy kids, but I won't go there)"
Party: (Walks in wearing suits)
Ghaleon: (Sweatdrops)
Alex: (Pulls out... AN OCARINA CASE!)
Others: (Pull out other random instrument cases)
Alex: (says nothing) (Holds up ocarina case)
Ocarina case: (Start's firing bullets randomly)
Ghaleon: (Sweatdrops trying to block the bullets)
Skrawny fourteen year old Henchmen with waterguns: (start attacking party) (Squirt squirt!)
Mia: (Hits henchmen over head with flute/knife)
Kyle: (Randomly hits henchmen over the head with his crowbar/trumpet)
Jessica: (Hits people with her tuba case, mostly scaring them away)
Nash: (Holds up his guitar case)
Case: (shoots out a bazooka shot, blow everyone up)
All: (Look at Nash)
Alex: THANKS ALOT NASH!
Nash What?!
Ghaleon: (Coughs out smoke and dies)
Jessica: You ruined it for the rest of us!
Kyle: Yeah you bastard!
Mia: No habla ingles.
All: (Look at Mia)
Mia: Donde es mi carte verde?
All: (look at eachother sweat dropping)
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"Outside the Female cleansing shrine by Russle Crowe of Brave heart"
Kyle: (painted several differn't colors) We will not stand for this!
Nash: (Colored similarly to Kyle, wearing a skirt) It's our right as a man!
Alex: ... Whats witht he skirt Nash? Are you using it to represent the quilt?
Nash:... Quilt..? Why would I wear a quilt?
Alex and Kyle: (take one step away from Nash)
Alex: THEY CAN TAKE OUR SOAP! BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR NUDITY!
Nash and Kyle: (Cheer)
All: (Rush into the shrine, then finally realize that they were at the male shrine the whole time)
Alex and Kyle: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nash: ...Alex... Is that you touching my ass...?
Burly Male Voice: Hello there...
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"Random Battle by Tom Tykwer of Run Lola Run"
Party: (Stare blankly for a minute.)
Creature: (Glare, Roar)
All: (Run)
German Techno Music: (Starts playing loudly)
All: (Turn into cartoon characters as they run down the stairs)
Mia: (Trips over a dog and breaks neck) (Blood drips around her as she stares blankly into space)
All: (Crowd around her)
Mia: (Imagines past images)
Mia: (In memory) Nash...? (Lying in bed next to Nash)
Nash: hmm..?
Mia: Do you love me?
Nash: Of course I do.
Mia: How do you know?
Nash: How does anyone know?
Mia: If I died tommarrow, what would you do?
Nash: Mia... Your not dead yet.
Mia: (wakes up) No.
All: (Run backwards in time)
Party: (Stare blankly for a minute)
Creature: (Glare, Roar)
All: (Run, turning into cartoon characters)
German Techno Music that is vaguely familiar: (Starts playing)
Mia: (Jumps over the random dog)
Jessica: (Gets pulled back by Kyle who jumps over her)
Creature: (Tackles and mauls Jessica)
Jessica: (Imagines past images)
Jessica: (In memory) Nash...? (Lying in bed next to Nash)
Nash: hmm..?
Jessica: Do you love me?
Nash: Of course I do.
Jessica: How do you know?
Nash: How does anyone know?
Jessica: If I died tommarrow, what would you do?
Nash: Jessica... Your not dead yet.
Jessica: (Wakes up) No.
All: (Runs backwards in time)
Party: (Stare blankly for a minute)
Creature: (Glare, Roar)
Alex:... Hey does this seam familiar to anyone?
Nall:..A litte...
Nash Mia Kyle and Jessica: (Have already run off by now)
Creature: (Growl, Roar, Tackle Maul)
Alex: OH DEAR GODDESS! (being ripped to shreds) OH THE HUMANITY!
Alex: (Imagines past images)
Alex:(In Memory) Nash...? (Lying in bed next to Nash)
Nash: hmm..?
Alex:... Wait a minute... OH GOD!
Nash: (smiles) Don't act like you didn't like it
Alex:(wakes up) AAAAAHHHH (Eaten)
Author's Note: Okay, I don't mean to offend any Nash fans by calling him gay, I actually concider him
one of my favorite characters. I also didn't mean to offend any homo-sexuals by comparing them with Nash.
I am actually an activist in gay/lesbian/bi rights, keep in mind its a joke. Oh yeah, and for any homo-sexual
Nash fans.... ^^''' sorry.
Want more? Review.