The Turtles are c/o of the people who made them blah blah blah. . .
"Are you sure this is going to work Crane?" Shredder folded his arms and stared down at the creepy little beast.
"Oh course it is!" Crane responded. "All of my inventions work perfectly until one of your goons messes them up!"
"Alright, alright! Just show me how it works." Shredder said.
"Um, are you sure you should do this?" Rocksteady and Beebop where strapped down to tables.
"Yeah, I'm mean," Beebop started, "look what happened last time you experimented with us."
"Oh man, I miss being human." Rocksteady frowned.
"Will you two be quiet!" Crane snared, "Okay Shredder now pay attention." Shredder rolled his eyes.
"When I press this button here it will cause all of the micro atoms in Rocksteady and Beebop's tiny brains to transfer into each other's minds." Crane explained. "It's a simple process of transferring bodies!"
"And this will help me take over the world how?" Shedder asked.
"Simple, I'll use this machine to cause you to switch places," Crane started, "with the President! Hayuk hayuk hayuk!"
"Brilliant Crane!" Shredder said, "Uh Crane, you really need to work on you laugh."
"What do you mean?" Crane looked at him.
"Well," Shredder said, "an evil laugh sounds more like this: Ha hahahahaha haa! Or like this: Mwuhahahahaha! See?"
"What ever! Let's start the test!" Crane reached for the button.
"Wait! How will this work if the President isn't right here with us?" Shredder asked.
"Because," Crane started sarcastically, "I built it so he wouldn't have to be right here with us! Now watch and learn!"
Crane pressed the button. His machine caused all of the lights in New York City to flicker for a minute until the process was finished.
"Well boys, how do you feel?" Crane asked.
"Um, I don't feel no different." Rocksteady said.
"Yeah, me either." Beebop said.
"What? But I worked so hard! It had to work! Shredder!" Crane shouted.
"What? Oh! Uh, hmm, yes, it uh, seems you have, uh," Shredder started, "failed me once again." Crane started at him as he wobbled around.
"Are you feeling okay?" Crane asked.
"Of course I'm feeling okay!" Shredder yelled at Crane. "I'm going to the next room!"
"What's wrong with the boss?" Rocksteady asked.
"Yeah, he didn't look so good." Beebop said.
Raph quietly got out of his bed and left the bedroom. He looked around the lair, taking everything in.
"Oh no," Raph said. "This looks like the Turtles lair!"
"Raph!" He turned around to see a teary eye rat looking at him.
"Raph! It's me, April! I've turned into Master Splinter!" Splinter started sobbing.
"That machine must've only switched bodies between the Turtles, the rat, that news reporter and myself!" Shredder thought to himself. "How convenient for a story."
"I'm not Raph." Raph said.
"Which one are you?" Splinter asked.
"Master Splinter, Raph is everything okay? I feel so weird. Probably because I woke up in Mikey's bed." Leo said.
"Morning guys, does anyone else feel... weird?" Donny asked.
"Hey! That's my body!" Leo shouted.
"Whoa Mikey, what are you talking about?" Donny's mouth dropped. "Wait a minute! That's my body!"
"Hey, something's not right. How can I be here," the real Raph started, "and over there at the same time?"
"Okay guys this is weird." Mikey pointed at himself. "I'm really Leo."
Leo raised his hand. "I'm Donny."
Donny's hand went up. "Raph." They all looked at Raph.
"Mikey?"
Master Splinter turned to the others. "It's me guys, April."
"Amazing!" Leo said. "We look and sound like each other! But how did this happen?"
"Whoa," Mikey said, "do I really sound like that?"
"Yes Leo, you do." Donny slapped him on the back. "So, how are we going to fix this?"
"I don't know!" Raph stared at the floor.
"Yeah Mikey," Donny said, "I could have told you that. I was asking Donny."
"First we need to find Master Splinter." Mikey said.
"That shouldn't be too hard." Splinter said. "He must be in my body."
"Good thinking April." Leo said.
Rumble rumble.
"What was that?" Leo asked.
"Foot soldiers?" Splinter suggested? "It's too loud for them." Leo said.
"It's coming from Mikey's body!" Donny said.
"Mikey, what is that? It feels so weird!" Mikey said. They all looked at Raph's body.
"You're stomach is growling! It means you're hungry you idiots! Even I know that!" Raph said before realizing what he said.
"Geez Mikey, you don't have to be so damn pissy about it, shit." Donny said.
"I can't believe I just heard myself say those things." Leo said.
"Do you guys think Splinter will know to come here?" Splinter asked.
"Of course he will, and in the mean time," Mikey said, "Donny, you figure out a way to fix us and Mikey, you go fix some breakfast. I'm starving."
"What? I can't cook! Especially for you! I refuse to." Raph folded his arms.
"Mikey, what's the matter with you?" Leo asked.
"Yeah, first we don't hear any jokes about this whole situation," Mikey started, "then you don't want to cook. Are you feeling okay?"
"He just needs a little help into the kitchen." Donny cracked his knuckles.
"Cool it Raph, I'll go make breakfast, Mikey, you go lay down." Mikey said.
"No, I'm fine, I'll just go and," The Shredder thought for a moment. 'What does that turtle like to do... TV!' He snapped his fingers, and it didn't quite work. "I'll just go and watch some TV."
"TV?" Leo said. "He can't be feeling too bad then."
Yay! Chapter one is complete! Find out what happened to Splinter and Mikey in Chapter Two, see you then!
"Are you sure this is going to work Crane?" Shredder folded his arms and stared down at the creepy little beast.
"Oh course it is!" Crane responded. "All of my inventions work perfectly until one of your goons messes them up!"
"Alright, alright! Just show me how it works." Shredder said.
"Um, are you sure you should do this?" Rocksteady and Beebop where strapped down to tables.
"Yeah, I'm mean," Beebop started, "look what happened last time you experimented with us."
"Oh man, I miss being human." Rocksteady frowned.
"Will you two be quiet!" Crane snared, "Okay Shredder now pay attention." Shredder rolled his eyes.
"When I press this button here it will cause all of the micro atoms in Rocksteady and Beebop's tiny brains to transfer into each other's minds." Crane explained. "It's a simple process of transferring bodies!"
"And this will help me take over the world how?" Shedder asked.
"Simple, I'll use this machine to cause you to switch places," Crane started, "with the President! Hayuk hayuk hayuk!"
"Brilliant Crane!" Shredder said, "Uh Crane, you really need to work on you laugh."
"What do you mean?" Crane looked at him.
"Well," Shredder said, "an evil laugh sounds more like this: Ha hahahahaha haa! Or like this: Mwuhahahahaha! See?"
"What ever! Let's start the test!" Crane reached for the button.
"Wait! How will this work if the President isn't right here with us?" Shredder asked.
"Because," Crane started sarcastically, "I built it so he wouldn't have to be right here with us! Now watch and learn!"
Crane pressed the button. His machine caused all of the lights in New York City to flicker for a minute until the process was finished.
"Well boys, how do you feel?" Crane asked.
"Um, I don't feel no different." Rocksteady said.
"Yeah, me either." Beebop said.
"What? But I worked so hard! It had to work! Shredder!" Crane shouted.
"What? Oh! Uh, hmm, yes, it uh, seems you have, uh," Shredder started, "failed me once again." Crane started at him as he wobbled around.
"Are you feeling okay?" Crane asked.
"Of course I'm feeling okay!" Shredder yelled at Crane. "I'm going to the next room!"
"What's wrong with the boss?" Rocksteady asked.
"Yeah, he didn't look so good." Beebop said.
Raph quietly got out of his bed and left the bedroom. He looked around the lair, taking everything in.
"Oh no," Raph said. "This looks like the Turtles lair!"
"Raph!" He turned around to see a teary eye rat looking at him.
"Raph! It's me, April! I've turned into Master Splinter!" Splinter started sobbing.
"That machine must've only switched bodies between the Turtles, the rat, that news reporter and myself!" Shredder thought to himself. "How convenient for a story."
"I'm not Raph." Raph said.
"Which one are you?" Splinter asked.
"Master Splinter, Raph is everything okay? I feel so weird. Probably because I woke up in Mikey's bed." Leo said.
"Morning guys, does anyone else feel... weird?" Donny asked.
"Hey! That's my body!" Leo shouted.
"Whoa Mikey, what are you talking about?" Donny's mouth dropped. "Wait a minute! That's my body!"
"Hey, something's not right. How can I be here," the real Raph started, "and over there at the same time?"
"Okay guys this is weird." Mikey pointed at himself. "I'm really Leo."
Leo raised his hand. "I'm Donny."
Donny's hand went up. "Raph." They all looked at Raph.
"Mikey?"
Master Splinter turned to the others. "It's me guys, April."
"Amazing!" Leo said. "We look and sound like each other! But how did this happen?"
"Whoa," Mikey said, "do I really sound like that?"
"Yes Leo, you do." Donny slapped him on the back. "So, how are we going to fix this?"
"I don't know!" Raph stared at the floor.
"Yeah Mikey," Donny said, "I could have told you that. I was asking Donny."
"First we need to find Master Splinter." Mikey said.
"That shouldn't be too hard." Splinter said. "He must be in my body."
"Good thinking April." Leo said.
Rumble rumble.
"What was that?" Leo asked.
"Foot soldiers?" Splinter suggested? "It's too loud for them." Leo said.
"It's coming from Mikey's body!" Donny said.
"Mikey, what is that? It feels so weird!" Mikey said. They all looked at Raph's body.
"You're stomach is growling! It means you're hungry you idiots! Even I know that!" Raph said before realizing what he said.
"Geez Mikey, you don't have to be so damn pissy about it, shit." Donny said.
"I can't believe I just heard myself say those things." Leo said.
"Do you guys think Splinter will know to come here?" Splinter asked.
"Of course he will, and in the mean time," Mikey said, "Donny, you figure out a way to fix us and Mikey, you go fix some breakfast. I'm starving."
"What? I can't cook! Especially for you! I refuse to." Raph folded his arms.
"Mikey, what's the matter with you?" Leo asked.
"Yeah, first we don't hear any jokes about this whole situation," Mikey started, "then you don't want to cook. Are you feeling okay?"
"He just needs a little help into the kitchen." Donny cracked his knuckles.
"Cool it Raph, I'll go make breakfast, Mikey, you go lay down." Mikey said.
"No, I'm fine, I'll just go and," The Shredder thought for a moment. 'What does that turtle like to do... TV!' He snapped his fingers, and it didn't quite work. "I'll just go and watch some TV."
"TV?" Leo said. "He can't be feeling too bad then."
Yay! Chapter one is complete! Find out what happened to Splinter and Mikey in Chapter Two, see you then!