The doom of the pre-school fieldtrip
Disclaimer:I own Gundam Wing and all of it's characters(When Im rich enough to pay for bail when Im thrown into the slammer)No really,I dont own Gundam Wing.
Author's note:This is a sequal to "The doom of the four-year old Gundams,but you really dont need to read that to understand this,just to let you know,They're all in preschool together.
Ms.Alexander had all her prozac ready.Her class was going on a fieldtrip. She had begged the principal not to let them go,but he insisted they learn about animals.So,off to the... Zoo.
"Does everybody have their lunches?"Ms.Alexander asked on the morning of doom.
Everyone nodded.
Suddenly,Relena began to giggle. Everyone gave her a confused look. She pointed to Duo.
"Duo's lunch sack says Duo Eugene Maxwell!!!!" She roared and fell onto the floor laughing hysterically.Duo grew red and his lip began to tremble.You guessed it,He began to cry.
"It's a yucky name!"He wailed. Ms.Alexander lightly beat her head against her desk.
"Duo,there's nothing to cry about,I like your middle name."She commented.Duo shook his head.
"It's the ugliest,disgusting,terribble name in the whole wide world!!!" He sobbed.
Heero stood up on his desk and pointed to Relena.
"Well,Relena's is Brunhilda." He blurted out. Relena gasped.
Ms.Alexander banged a book against her desk. Everyone sat down. They knew when the big book hit her desk that meant sit down and shut up.
"The buses are here,now everyone line up in the order I told you yesterday." She said.Everyone got in line but Quatre.
"Quatre,sweetie,get in line." Ms.Alexander ordered. Quatre sniffled. He looked down and mumbled something under his breath."What?" Ms.Alexander asked.
"I forgot which person I was after." Quatre said. Wufei laughed.
"Only weaklings forget where to stand." He said.Quatre heard this and began to cry. Ms.Alexander wanted to dissapear.
"Quatre,just get behind Duo." She said. Quatre nodded and took his place. As they marched off to the bus,Duo and Wufei bgan to argue.Nobody knew why.Just out of nowhere they began yelling at eachother.
"What's going on here?!" Ms.Alexander ordered.Wufei pointed to Duo.
"Maxwell called me Wu-man."He said.Duo shook his head.Wufei grew outraged.
"He did too,!"He claimed.Ms.Alexander screamed.
"I DONT CARE,JUST GET ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!"She yelled.
On the bus,Heero sat next to Quatre,Relena next to Dorothy,Trowa next to Catherine,Wufei next to Duo and Ms.Alexander in the very front. It was a big mistake putting them in those seats.
Catherine kept talking,she didnt even have to stop to take a breath.
"So Trowa,when I grow up I want to work in a circus,Circus's are fun,like school,school's fun too,do you like school?I do*Blah,blah,blah*" All Trowa did was nod.
Relena kept standing up in her seat to peek over and look at Heero. She acted like she was invisible,but Heero knew clearly she was there. Dorothy began to do the same with Quatre.
Duo and Wufei just tortured eachother.
"Wu-man,why do you hate girls? huh,huh,huh,and why do say everything is unjustice?" Duo asked.
"Women are weak,there is only one woman who is not weak,and everything is unjustice."Wufei answered.
"Who's the un-weak woman?"Duo asked.
"My Mommy,she is justice and strong."Wufei answered.Duo began to laugh.
"Mama's boy,Mama's boy,Mama's boy."He teased.
Ms.Alexander was teetering on the brink of insanity already.Her eyes were giant,her hands were shaking,and her heart was beating a million times a minute.If one child caused trouble,she was sure to be sent to the mental institution.
"Wufei is a mama's boy!!!"Duo stood up and shouted.Wufei jumped him.
"Injustice!"He screamed wrestling Duo to the ground.Ms.Alexander grew as stiff as a statue.
Quatre tapped Heero on the shoulder and pointed to their blood-shot eyed teacher. Heero's eyes grew large.She looked like a rocket about to blast off.As Wufei and Duo tried to kill eachother,Dorothy and Relena acted stupid poking Heero and Quatre,and Catherine blabbing away to a sleeping Trowa,Ms.Alexander screamed.She yelled so loud that she could be heard all over the highway.
Everyone froze and grew quiet, except Wufei and Duo.
"I am strong, I am invinsible, I am Wu-man!!! Wu-man, the most ugliest thing you ever saw." Duo sang, imitaiting the"Oxygen" commericial.Wufei's eyes began to fill with tears.
"Injustice."He whimpered and began to sob. Duo had never,ever seen Wufei cry before.
Ms.Alexander began pulling on her hair. Duo was now feeling a little guilty and tried to undo the wrong that he had done.
"Im sorry Wufei,I didn't know it would hurt your feelings." He said. Wufei still continued to cry.
Suddenly,The bus stopped. They were finally there.
Disclaimer:I own Gundam Wing and all of it's characters(When Im rich enough to pay for bail when Im thrown into the slammer)No really,I dont own Gundam Wing.
Author's note:This is a sequal to "The doom of the four-year old Gundams,but you really dont need to read that to understand this,just to let you know,They're all in preschool together.
Ms.Alexander had all her prozac ready.Her class was going on a fieldtrip. She had begged the principal not to let them go,but he insisted they learn about animals.So,off to the... Zoo.
"Does everybody have their lunches?"Ms.Alexander asked on the morning of doom.
Everyone nodded.
Suddenly,Relena began to giggle. Everyone gave her a confused look. She pointed to Duo.
"Duo's lunch sack says Duo Eugene Maxwell!!!!" She roared and fell onto the floor laughing hysterically.Duo grew red and his lip began to tremble.You guessed it,He began to cry.
"It's a yucky name!"He wailed. Ms.Alexander lightly beat her head against her desk.
"Duo,there's nothing to cry about,I like your middle name."She commented.Duo shook his head.
"It's the ugliest,disgusting,terribble name in the whole wide world!!!" He sobbed.
Heero stood up on his desk and pointed to Relena.
"Well,Relena's is Brunhilda." He blurted out. Relena gasped.
Ms.Alexander banged a book against her desk. Everyone sat down. They knew when the big book hit her desk that meant sit down and shut up.
"The buses are here,now everyone line up in the order I told you yesterday." She said.Everyone got in line but Quatre.
"Quatre,sweetie,get in line." Ms.Alexander ordered. Quatre sniffled. He looked down and mumbled something under his breath."What?" Ms.Alexander asked.
"I forgot which person I was after." Quatre said. Wufei laughed.
"Only weaklings forget where to stand." He said.Quatre heard this and began to cry. Ms.Alexander wanted to dissapear.
"Quatre,just get behind Duo." She said. Quatre nodded and took his place. As they marched off to the bus,Duo and Wufei bgan to argue.Nobody knew why.Just out of nowhere they began yelling at eachother.
"What's going on here?!" Ms.Alexander ordered.Wufei pointed to Duo.
"Maxwell called me Wu-man."He said.Duo shook his head.Wufei grew outraged.
"He did too,!"He claimed.Ms.Alexander screamed.
"I DONT CARE,JUST GET ON THE BUS!!!!!!!!"She yelled.
On the bus,Heero sat next to Quatre,Relena next to Dorothy,Trowa next to Catherine,Wufei next to Duo and Ms.Alexander in the very front. It was a big mistake putting them in those seats.
Catherine kept talking,she didnt even have to stop to take a breath.
"So Trowa,when I grow up I want to work in a circus,Circus's are fun,like school,school's fun too,do you like school?I do*Blah,blah,blah*" All Trowa did was nod.
Relena kept standing up in her seat to peek over and look at Heero. She acted like she was invisible,but Heero knew clearly she was there. Dorothy began to do the same with Quatre.
Duo and Wufei just tortured eachother.
"Wu-man,why do you hate girls? huh,huh,huh,and why do say everything is unjustice?" Duo asked.
"Women are weak,there is only one woman who is not weak,and everything is unjustice."Wufei answered.
"Who's the un-weak woman?"Duo asked.
"My Mommy,she is justice and strong."Wufei answered.Duo began to laugh.
"Mama's boy,Mama's boy,Mama's boy."He teased.
Ms.Alexander was teetering on the brink of insanity already.Her eyes were giant,her hands were shaking,and her heart was beating a million times a minute.If one child caused trouble,she was sure to be sent to the mental institution.
"Wufei is a mama's boy!!!"Duo stood up and shouted.Wufei jumped him.
"Injustice!"He screamed wrestling Duo to the ground.Ms.Alexander grew as stiff as a statue.
Quatre tapped Heero on the shoulder and pointed to their blood-shot eyed teacher. Heero's eyes grew large.She looked like a rocket about to blast off.As Wufei and Duo tried to kill eachother,Dorothy and Relena acted stupid poking Heero and Quatre,and Catherine blabbing away to a sleeping Trowa,Ms.Alexander screamed.She yelled so loud that she could be heard all over the highway.
Everyone froze and grew quiet, except Wufei and Duo.
"I am strong, I am invinsible, I am Wu-man!!! Wu-man, the most ugliest thing you ever saw." Duo sang, imitaiting the"Oxygen" commericial.Wufei's eyes began to fill with tears.
"Injustice."He whimpered and began to sob. Duo had never,ever seen Wufei cry before.
Ms.Alexander began pulling on her hair. Duo was now feeling a little guilty and tried to undo the wrong that he had done.
"Im sorry Wufei,I didn't know it would hurt your feelings." He said. Wufei still continued to cry.
Suddenly,The bus stopped. They were finally there.