The ocean sparkled, sand gold.

"I HATE THE BEACH!" Izaya grumbles, staring at his computer screen.

The informant sits in his office. In his house .In Ikebukkuro .Nowhere near the beach .

Namie wanders in and raises an eyebrow at her boss.

"Why do you say that?" she asks, not really caring. Izaya shrugs.

"Just thought about the ocean and the sand, makes me sick… 'beach' sounds a lot like 'bitch' in Australian." Izaya tells her.

. the door SMASHES open, a dust cloud of smoke and splinters following the explosion.

"IIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAYAAAAAA-KUN…." A bellowing, ominous voice comes from the doorway. Izaya tenses up, Namie leaves the room, it was gonna get nasty… the intruder steps in through the dust cloud…

It was.. Ryuugamine Mikado .

"How may I assist you?" Izaya asks with a smile that had a sparkle cause Izaya has nice teeth.

"uhhhh…. I need some information." Mikado replies, looking down at his shoes .Izaya's eyes narrow, it wasn't often he got requests from kids. The informant approaches Mikado.

Then axe kicks him. Mikado hits the ground hard and goes unconscious.

"Elvis has left the building" Izaya says. "GET ME MY BURYING SHOVEL!" he commands. Namie rushes in and throws her body into Izaya arms.

"You're so heroic!" she cries. Izaya squeezes her ass and is like;

"You know it, baby." He winks at her then pulls a lever. a trapdoor opens and izaya kicks Mikado into the dungeon below. Izaya and Namie cackle with evil laughter. The two brunettes freeze at the sound of a whip cracking.

"W-WHOS THERE?" Izaya shouts, holding Namie close. Suddenly, the massive window behind them EXPLODES OPEN and Heiwajima Shizuo, using a whip, flys in on a zip line through the window and does a triple backflip before landing in the middle of the room. Namie thinks her head might explode from how cool that was, she leaves Izaya and goes into Shizuos arms.

"Shizuo, youre SOOOO heroic!" Namie cries. Shizuo gropes her ass and cracks his whip. Izaya feels dead inside and is determined to win Namie back. He sprints out of the room then returns with mouse traps all over him.

"waaaa! It hurts! Help me!" Izaya whines, trying to get namie to feel sorry for him and make her comfort him. Namie cracks up and Shizuo looks on, concerned. He shoves Namie away and rushes over to Izaya.

"you silly thing.." Shizuo says, pulling off the mouse traps carefully. Izaya looks up at him fondly, smitten cause caring men are attractive. Namie feels jealous so she pulls her top off and DEMANDS ATTENTION.

"WHY WONT YOU LOOK AT ME?" she shrieks like a banshee.

Suddenly, Namie's 'Little Brother Senses' start tingling, she goes into stalker mode as she can sense her younger brother outside of the house. She walks robotically out the door and into the streets without her shirt on. Izaya cracks up at this.

BOOM!

Debris flies everywhere as shiki from the awakusukai backs his Hummer into the room.

"OOPS! Guess it was still in reverse! Hi Izaya! "Shiki calls ,waving to Izaya.

Shizuo feels angry cause Shiki didn't say hi to him and Izaya feels angry cause Shiki's car took out half of his house.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO BACK YOUR DAMN CAR INTO AN APARTMENT THAT'S ON THE 3RD FLOOR?" Izaya screams. Izayas screaming startles Shiki. He floors the pedal and backs further into the house, out the window and plummets 3 storeys to hit the ground. Izaya smirks .

"Elvis." He says, turning to the camera.

"Has left the building. "

THE END