Chapter 1:Howdy Doom!!
Hmm...how may I tell you this story without making run away...Or how can I stay without having any interruptions by Billy.
"Hey Mandy! Whocha talkin' to!?"
That's Billy. Don't mind him. .he's an idiot. Now, how do I begin. Ah, yes. See, we tricked the Grim Reaper to be our friend quite some time ago. And one day we found something new about him. He had a niece. Her name was Doom. Unlike her dimwitted uncle, she looked like a normal human except for the fangs....the freakishly long fingernails and her grey eyes. We encountered Doom (whose full name is Impending Doom) one late night in my flat.
"GRIM!!" Billy yelled at the top of his lungs.
"What is it?" the old reaper groaned from the kitchen as he washed the last of the dishes from dinner.
"I want a re-fill of soooooda!!"
Grim mumbled to himself on one day we will be sorry that we ever fooled around with him.. I turned the tv on, but nothing happened.
"Grim.. fix the tv." I demanded.
"But why? I'm---"
"NOW." I barked back. He moaned and slithered in with his sickle, and that oh so miserable look on his face. He looked behind the tv.
"It's unplugged," he said. "Couldn't you have done it your selves for once?"
"Let me think..."Billy said out loud.
"NO!!" Grim and I said. "Billy, you can't think because you're a brainless monkey. Now, I'm missing my show..."Grim said.
At that time, I could have snatched the remote out of his hand and made up some excuse for NOT watching his program...but I didn't know that IT was going to happen at that time. Any ways, Grim took out a copy of his TV DEAD weekly issue. He turned to the wrong channel.
"Ugh, I hate this channel. It's utterly pointless to have it. "Grim said to himself.
"What channel?" I asked.
"The channel used for easy-accessing-the-mortal-world-if-you're-in-the-underworld...channel." The second after he said that the screen turned a bright green as if it were sea sick. And out she came. She looked quite good for something so evil. She looked like she was in the movie Interview With A Vampire.
"Hi Uncle," she said in her cold voice. "Long time, no see."
"Uncle?" I looked at Grim, he began to sweat profusely. I raised an eyebrow at him. "I never knew you were an uncle. I didn't even know you had siblings."
"Well.. Yes . It's true," he said in a low tone. Doom looked at me and smiled a toothy grin at me.
"And you must be Mandy," she snickered. She turned over to Billy." And you're Billy."
"Hee hee!! What's so funny?" Billy asked her.
"Why, isn't it obvious? I find it quite funny you've tricked my uncle. Good one." She laughed.
"Okay, okay .Now explain why you're here." Grim demanded. She crossed her arms.
"It may come to a surprise...but...As great as it's sounding for me, and bad for you. I'm taking your job."