"W-wha!?" A certain bluenette exclaimed! "How shameless!" She exclaimed once again while drinking(read as: eating(pls?) ) her ramen. Oops sorry wrong character.
"Very well then, but not if you kiss Umi-chan first. She seems like a girl who wouldn't think about stuff like this but deep inside I know she'll like it!" Kotori said in a motherly manner. Yep seriously motherly.
"Wha!? How did you know? The bluenette exclaimed.
"So you really want to? M-me… and.. you… k-" "Kiss!" Kotori cut-in their awkward conversation and blushed while she thought of Honoka and Umi doing lewd things in compromising positions. Seriously who wouldn't? Oh just me? Fine.
The two then looked at the kotobird's direction from her sudden outburst. Umi must've rubbed off on her. The trio then looked at each other with awkward stares and the conversation's track is getting nowhere.
"I-it was the author's fault!" Umi's sudden outbur-… Now she's talking back to me. You salty salty sea.
"Wh-what do you mean, Umi-chan? Did you accidentally spill your uncharacteristically absurd ramen?" Honoka stated the not so obvious? No, infact the her statement is 180° out of the proper- oh well.
"Urgh just kiss already." Kotori said in an annoyed tone with a deadpanned expression. Wondering why? Ask Honoka.
"Why? Honoka?" Umi obediently asked.
"Ah no nothing." She then kissed Umi out of the blue.
"!" Umi couldn't say anything as her face beat the tomato's hair color because of blushing.
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"Achoooo." Maki sai-… No. Maki sneezed in a cutesy manner. She then suddenly blushed and match her hair color. I don't even know why but she just did. There we have it, a tomato.
"Why is there a Naked HonoxEli bikini pic usefully laying around here!?" She exclaimed. Everybody in this ff does.
"Might be Santa-san's late Christmas gift. Gotta visit Mato-chan first before heading to bed." (Sorry Mato-chan's owner. Disclaimer: I do not own Mato-chan And Love Live! School Idol Paradi-… *Project.)
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After many hours of argument it is decided that Kotori and Umi-chan will kiss instead and TsubaXHono will be the official ship already. But Umi can't avoid being salty salty sea because she personally prefers HonoXUmi. Add to that a certain brunette who already passed out of blood-loss while the 4 kissed in Honk's room. She and Nico likes Idol Yuri so she made a mental note to show the vid to Nico-chan later.
Yukiho didn't let this chance slip by and kissed the brunette laying on the floor in front of Honoka's room. "Mmm. Mnmmm!" Okay so just I'll let you imagine it.
A/N:
Pls forgive me don't kill me pls. 1st FF. For those who are wondering where the remaining characters are, Nico-chan is busy working as a maid at Akihabara under the pen-name 'Minilisky' and NozoEli is making out. Rin is at Honoka's bathroom. While Arisa is Peeking at Rin. AnjuErena dancing Snow Halation as showed by the UTX big screen. You can see it in the anime if you are observant enough.
I really should stop.