"RITA'S ANSWERING MACHINE"
BY: Nicky Dee
EMAIL: Tanela13@hotmail.com

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BEEP!

"Heellooo! This is Rita! I can't come to the phone right now for three reasons! One, I'm at school, studying in vain to pacify my hopeless dream of becoming a Broadway actress. Two, I'm at work, slaving away for a really shity pay! Or three, I just decided to not answer the phone, so there, you selfish prick! Leave a message and number after the beep, chekket!"

BEEP!

"Hello? Do I talk now? Uh, okay. These human phone things are weird... Uh... Hi! It's Ebony... uh; I wanted to borrow your video camera to take pictures of Egor... His tail finally grew in and he's ecstatic about it.

BEEP!

"Rita? It's Fox Xanatos. Could you please stop by on Friday and baby-sit Alex at 4pm? None of the gargoyles will be awake and Owen is on business for David. I promise to pay you this time..."

BEEP!

"Rita, Brooklyn. For the last time dammit! PAY ME MY FIFTY DOLLARS! You owed
me like for a month! * Incoherent curse words and slamming hard on the phone sound uttered. *

BEEP!

"End of messages." Beep.

The End!